<![CDATA[Comments from VTBen]]> <![CDATA[Comments from VTBen]]> <![CDATA[VTBen commented on The Seattle Sonics Could Not Be Saved]]> @BillyBeanesMoneyBlanket: Starting with new associate editor Clay Travis?

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on The Seattle Sonics Could Not Be Saved]]> I'm boycotting Starbucks for the time being.
Howard Schultz sells his team to a group from Oklahoma City and seriously thinks they aren't gonna move the team? And now he's suing them to get the team back. Bullshit.

Everyone involved in this mess is to blame... Bennett, Schultz, the state legislature. Shit I'm not even a Sonics fan and I'm fired up about this.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on This Is The *Ball That Will Grace The Hall]]> FUCK YOU CLAY BENNETT.

I'll leave now.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Joe Buck Is Just No Longer Enthused About America's Pastime]]> Way to screw up his dad's name, Schrutebag.
I'm glad the guy calling the World Series is more invested in the Bachelorette than baseball. Awesome.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on This Man May Have Some Aggression Issues]]> I guess this is the problem with Delaware being nothing but one giant liquor store.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on The Baron Of Clipperland]]> Maybe Simmons will actually renew his season tickets now...

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Just Because They're In A Hockey Musical, It Doesn't Mean They Like To Puck Dudes]]> Threadjack:
Baron, what the hell are you thinking?
[sports.espn.go.com]
/end threadjack

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Seminal moment alert: The]]> You'll see who's laughing when the Eagles win the Super Bowl next year!
/gets drunk, curses the other team

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Ron Jaworski: Yes, I Know I Look Like An Old Lesbian]]> @Johnny LaRue: Shit. After I've read a thread once, I usually don't keep reading it again unless I've written a comment.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Ron Jaworski: Yes, I Know I Look Like An Old Lesbian]]> Threadjack:
He really must have been uhappy about the Leitch hiring.
[news.yahoo.com]
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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Celeb Rag Says A-Rod And Madonna Are Possibly, You Know, Doing It]]> So which one in this relationship is the Material Girl?

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Technical Difficulties Make For A Fun First Day]]> My favorite image to use in this circumstance:

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on The Spanish Nation Army]]> If they expand the Euro tournament from 16 to 24 teams, I'll be pissed. The tournament was so great this year because of its small size, meaning only the best teams (and the hosts) got to play. With 24 teams, that's too many to field a really good tournament.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on The Weird Euro Closing Ceremony, A Beckham Nutshot, Bill Simmons and More!]]> Last seven-game World Series?
I think 2002, Angels vs. Giants.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on From Cowboy To Commune To Caretaker]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: I don't really get it either but it's one of those things that just gets funnier and funnier upon repetition.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on From Cowboy To Commune To Caretaker]]> WordUpThome: IT'S NOT SO BAD BEING DESIGNATED HI
WordUpThome: HITTER
WordUpThome: THERE IS NO REASON FOR YOU TO BE DESIGNATED BI
WordUpThome: BITTER
WordUpThome: UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE A DESIGNATED QUI
WordUpThome: QUITTER
WordUpThome: AND WATCH YOUR MAJOR LEAGUED CAREER GO IN THE DESIGNATED SHI
WordUpThome: SHIP TO RETIREMENT LAND

[sports.aol.com]

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on From Cowboy To Commune To Caretaker]]> I don't know if anyone posted this yet but this was from Yahoo's frontpage today:
"World-record track time by Gay doesn't count"

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on From Cowboy To Commune To Caretaker]]> I really need to meet Jim Thome one day...
[sports.aol.com]

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Your UEFA Euro 2008 Champs: Spain]]> Well I'm glad the game didn't go into PKs or OT or anything since I missed it for the Brooklyn Hold Steady show. Such a fucking great live band.

/Viva EspaƱa

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Track And Field Trials Not Shy About Producing Funny Headlines]]> It's also too bad that Rudy Gay and Kevin Love are on different teams now.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on The Inevitable Evolution Of One William F. Leitch]]> On more for good measure.

August 28, 2005:
Albert,
Good day from New Orleans! I'm doing a heck of a job on this Saints season preview, we're expecting some light rain tomorrow but nothing too serious. I'll make sure the story is in on time.
-Will

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on One More Special Message To Go]]> Thanks for everything, Will. Good night and good luck.

/dick joke

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on One last time: ZOOOOOOOOOK!]]> That's all folks?

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on The Inevitable Evolution Of One William F. Leitch]]> December 31, 1972

Sir,
Here I am in Nicaragua, helping out the earthquake victims. Clemente is supposed to arrive soon, I'll send you my interview with him first thing tomorrow.

-Will

[deadspin.com]

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on See You On Down That Road]]> Today, we are all Ned.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on The Inevitable Evolution Of One William F. Leitch]]> @VTBen: Salvador Allende interview.

Although the wrong version is funnier in retrospect.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on The Inevitable Evolution Of One William F. Leitch]]> Sept. 11, 1973

AJ,
Greetings from Chile! Listen, you're going to have that Salvador Allende all polished up and ready for you first thing tomorrow morning. I apologize for the delay. Getting back on top of things now.

-Will

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on We're Afraid, Dave. We're Afraid.]]> WALL-E looks fucking awesome, by the way.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Meet Your New Editor(s)]]> For the first time in 25 years, Philly has a reason to celebrate about sports!
Congrats everyone.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on FUKUTHOME!]]> HEY GUYS IT'S FU
FUKUTHOME

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Media Approval Ratings: Braylon Edwards]]> @UkraineNotWeak: With her and Sharapova out I no longer have any reason to watch it.

Oh, and approve for Braylon Edwards.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Our Conversation With Buzz Bissinger]]> "The point is Will that these criticisms hurt."
Well that's what happens when you get criticized, douche! Are criticisms supposed to not hurt?

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Our Conversation With Buzz Bissinger]]> OK Buzz, I got off your lawn. What else do you want?

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Bonnie Bernstein Is Not An Expert On The Middle East]]> In Fat Mike and Gay Mike's defense, when someone makes a comment like that it's hard to know how to react except with stunned silence and a quick "okay, onto our next topic."

Roy Williams doesn't give a shit about this post.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Shawn Chacon Is Now Looking For Work]]> Shawn Chacon is a hero. He did what every Phillies fan has been wanting to do for years: Grab Ed Wade by the neck and throw him to the ground.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Spanish Bombs]]> I'm skipping out on the final to see the Hold Steady perform in Brooklyn, so I'm hoping for a blowout either way. Preferably in favor of Spain.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Danilo Gallinari, Hero Of The South Bronx]]> Kevin Love has earned my respect forever after that video.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Your Morning Video Wake Up Call]]> @shea_guevara: You mean Bruce Ratner, right? Brett directed the Rush Hour movies and that crappy Hannibal Lecter movie from a few years back.

So glad the Knicks picked Gallinari. Auspicious start to the Walsh-D'Antoni era for sure... also am I the only one not sold on OJ Mayo?

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on NBA Draft Live Blog: Free Darko Is Here]]> Bill Walker just pissed himself with excitement. Can't wait to read about his Flomax endorsement deal.

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<![CDATA[VTBen commented on Part XI: Deadspin Hall Of Fame Inductee...Will Leitch]]> So are we gonna find out that Leitch and Weintraub are actually the same person?
I predict an interview with the real James Frey as well...

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