aloysius commented on Photoshop Of Horrors

"Besides the other "tweaks" others have mentioned about her head and face, it looks like they gave her a chin implant, shaved off a lot of her jawline, narrowed her nostrils and slightly changed her eye shape."

aloysius commented on YouTube Commenters Weigh In On Michael Jackson's Ghost

"@nworobes: And I'm off to start a band called Phantom Laundry."

aloysius commented on It Doesn't Get Any Chicer Than The Paris Couture Shows (Is Chicer A Word?)

"@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: I think I have literally never seen her with her effing mouth closed."

aloysius commented on Are All Female Friends Really Frenemies?

"@Flackette Goes Retro: A woman saying this is, to me, a red flag (not a guarantee) that they may be the kind of person whose sense of self-worth is so dependent on the romantic/sexual attention of teh menz that all other women are, by definition, nothing more than Competition That Must Be Destroyed; or is falsely modestly implying by omission how 'cool girl' they are, how popular with teh menz; or who is so critical of herself that, by projection, she can't tolerate the presence of other fellow (is there a non-gendered version of that word?) females. In any case, red flag."

aloysius commented on TV Star Gives Wink Eye

"@gumbytime: me too!"

aloysius commented on Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?

"@femputer: It's very "cake and eat it too" - I want the money and attention of being famous, and yet want to be perceived as Having Artistic Integrity and Being ONLY About the Art, Not The Fame."

aloysius commented on Ron Burgundy: Canadian Mountie?

"Why is the woman in a sexually-available, odalisque-esque pose, giving the viewer bedroom eyes, while the man appears to be watching a really boring movie off screen? For that matter, who is the intended audience for this ad??"

aloysius commented on "See, There Was This Thing Called Sexy, And I Brought It Back"

"His looks, voice and music do nothing for me, but when he's making an ass of himself (ie SNL) I think it's really hot."

aloysius commented on Mainstream Media Addresses Plus-Size Fashion Issue

"@Samanthrax is Sarcastic: oh em gee - this thread is physically hurting me."

aloysius commented on Mainstream Media Addresses Plus-Size Fashion Issue

"@tscheese: I am trying to figure out how to unfriend you so I can friend you again, harder this time."