A Pimp Named DaveR commented on Spherical Watch Tells Time Or Makes You Spill Secret Rebel Base Location

"AAH!! Dantooine...."

A Pimp Named DaveR commented on Public Utilities Group Confirms "Sewer Monster" Is Real, But Doesn't Know What It Is

"I really think you should change this headline."

A Pimp Named DaveR commented on Pukey Pug Hugger or Kooky Jew Boo-er?

"@TheHonJudgeSmails: Is that you, Barbwa Walters?"

A Pimp Named DaveR commented on Disgusting Sewer Creature Update: IT'S F#$%ING REAL!

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A Pimp Named DaveR commented

"Can't talk -- I'm busy photoshopping penises and semen onto his apology...."

A Pimp Named DaveR commented on Sanford Confesses to Argentinian Affair

"Wait -- so he had sex with a deer from Argentina?"

A Pimp Named DaveR commented on Academy Awards Widening Best Picture Race to 10 Films

"Up next on Fox: "So You Want To Be A Best Picture Oscar Winner"...."

A Pimp Named DaveR commented on I Guess They Do Shoot Horses, Don't They?

"You gotta pack heat if you gonna survive the hard streets of Bensalem, man...."

A Pimp Named DaveR commented on Facebook Bans Guy For No Reason, Acknowledges Error, Re-Bans Guy For No Reason

"I think the problem is probably that you (Facebook account owner) reported the account as compromised."

A Pimp Named DaveR commented on iPhone 3GS vs iPhone 3G Feature Chart Comparison

"To everyone posting about the price for existing 3G owners: the higher price is for NONQUALIFIED upgraders."