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hortense commented on Angelina Jolie, "Scary Smart" Media Mastermind
""She also has an amazing knack, perhaps more than any other star, for knowing how to shape a public image." Angelina Jolie Occupation: Actress"
http://jezebel.com/5095833/#c9055732 2:09 PM on Nov 21
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hortense commented on Fauxbamas
"@ceejeemcbeegee: I'm pretty sure they auditioned Donald Glover last year, too."
http://jezebel.com/5095962/#c9055668 2:07 PM on Nov 21
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hortense commented on Fauxbamas
"Also, my money is on Donald Glover."
http://jezebel.com/5095962/#c9055103 1:48 PM on Nov 21
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hortense commented on Fauxbamas
"I love you, Fred, but YES."
http://jezebel.com/5095962/#c9055050 1:46 PM on Nov 21
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"Oh, gross! I think we need a new Jezebel Sauce recipe competition, because this nastiness will not do."
http://jezebel.com/5095850/#c9054293 1:23 PM on Nov 21
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hortense commented on Twilight At Midnight: Smells Like Teen Spirit
"@Diziet_Sma: I have not."
http://jezebel.com/5095580/#c9053489 12:59 PM on Nov 21
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hortense commented on Twilight At Midnight: Smells Like Teen Spirit
"@katastic: Seriously?"
http://jezebel.com/5095580/#c9052843 12:40 PM on Nov 21
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hortense commented on Twilight At Midnight: Smells Like Teen Spirit
"This is pretty similar to what happened to the Golden Compass adaptation- all hype, but the movie got panned and died a quick death- though I suspect the ticket sales on Twilight will be enough for a sequel, whether it sucks or not."
http://jezebel.com/5095580/#c9052702 12:36 PM on Nov 21
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hortense commented on Twilight At Midnight: Smells Like Teen Spirit
"Vampires DO NOT SPARKLE!"
http://jezebel.com/5095580/#c9052654 12:34 PM on Nov 21
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hortense commented on The Bungle Book
"US Magazine: As for the baby's name, Bronx, Wentz said his goal was to make sure his kid would have a moniker that would work as either "a rock star or a senator." Oh, for fuck's sake."
http://gawker.com/5095806/#c9052584 12:32 PM on Nov 21
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hortense on Nov 13, 2008
Hey doves- if you are having trouble commenting, please send me an email with your username and any info about the OS and browser you are using. Thanks!
Mrs.Peel on Nov 11, 2008
Hi Hortense, I'm unable to e-mail you when I click on the link to the left. I left a message for you earlier, but I think it'll get lost in your private messages...I need to know how I de-activate my account on Jezebel? I've tried, but to no avail. I dunno, can you ban me as per my request? ;) Thank you.
ednapontellier on Nov 5, 2008
hortense, i was going to send you a message asking if you've noticed that there's a lot of meanness on the comments today- but then i saw that you were directly responding (and eliminating) to some nasty comments... so now i just want to say THANKS.
edna
BrutallyHonestBabes on Oct 31, 2008
You friended me? That makes me feel all squishy inside! You're doing an awesome job on the weekends darling!
katekate is squared on Oct 24, 2008
It's probably too late to nominate worstie, but can this at least get disemvoweled?
bria on Oct 21, 2008
Can you rally the troops?
the consumerist used "rape" as a verb when talking about a high APR and now its commenters are making rape jokes.
Somebody PLEASE come over there and fight the good fight with me:
hortense on Oct 15, 2008
Hey Doves-
If you're having technical problems, please send them to me at commenters@jezebel dot com, so I can forward them on to the tech dept. for you. Thanks!
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