icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Hold Me Closer, Dancing Gino. Gino? Gino!

"You people are overlooking the important part here: that is a sweet."

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on The Red Wings Are Taking Good Care Of Lord Stanley's Cup

""These louts from Detroit said they were gonna show her a good time and she gets roughed up." Sounds like when I went to Detroit."

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Dick Dickinson Has Unfortunate Name, More Unfortunate Tastes

"I didn't think child pornography could possibly be more disgusting."

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

"His honesty is both refreshing and illuminating."

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Is Baseball Ready For Its Closeup?

"@DaOtter: Be easy, baby."

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Perhaps One Of These Men Could Fight Jose Canseco

"@futuremrsrickankiel: Fuck."

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Vince Young Is Doing It For The Kids, You See

"I'm in a sunny sort of mood because all 6 of my roommates left this weekend, so I give Vince credit for issuing an apology clearly not written by someone trained in law or PR."

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Is Baseball Ready For Its Closeup?

"If they start reviewing balls and strikes, I'll lose my shit."

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Canadian Lady Sports Anchor Is A Hockey Expert In All Of Its Various Forms

"She has one of those crazy, vacant smiles like there's nothing going on upstairs."

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Home Is Where The Heartache Is

"@Arriaga_II: Inappropriate, curse-laden, sexist, racist Deadspin comments > Not clever, G-rated ESPN comments. @Little Lebowski Urban Achievers: I don't want to know what causes a Seven Year Itch, but my guess is you can probably get it from Lindsay Lohan."

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Kelly Tilghman, Doris Burke, Erin Andrews And The Confessions Of A Not-So-Closeted Sports Sexist

"I am a female Sport Journalism student and nothing, and I mean nothing, pisses me off more than most female sports broadcasters."

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on The Truth Really Does Hurt. Just Ask LeBron and The Cavaliers

"Better coaches/GMs/owners deserve these players."

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Ah, The Cultural Rewards Of Major League Baseball

"Less teachy, more pitchy, Papelbon. /salty about the number of blown saves he seems to be accumulating in this young season."

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Christian Laettner Inducted Into Hall Of Ethnic White People

"@OnwardChristianLaettner: I get the jokes only because my father is something of a bigot, which I luckily inherited."

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Ex-Associate Claims In Book That O.J. Confessed To Murder While High

"I confessed to a threesome with two dudes once when I was drunk. It wasn't true, but now no one believes me because I'm sober."

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Invasion Of The LeBron Snatchers!

"@supermike5alive: No, I go to Ohio University."

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Invasion Of The LeBron Snatchers!

"@StreakinTheQuad: Haha, no, I'm not a dude."

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Invasion Of The LeBron Snatchers!

"I'm 5'1" and 111 pounds, and, even though I'm 21, I look wicked young."