Analrapist commented on What Our Favorite Athletes' Twittering Says About Their Sexuality

"Drew Magary: 55%."

Analrapist commented on Now It's Time To Let Your Star Shine

"LAST!"

Analrapist commented on FIGJAM Returns, Some People Depart

"@ithacabaron: Go watch the rest of the Q&A, it was really good."

Analrapist commented on One Man's Fight For A Home Run Ball...In Pictures

"This story would be better if it were about a bunch of Philly fans catching Ebola."

Analrapist commented on What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Players?

"If fear of failure is a serious problem for you, then maybe you shouldn't be a professional athlete. Nor should you try to be a commenter on Deadspin."

Analrapist commented on ESPN Engages In A Bit Of Time Travel

"This must be why Joe Morgan kept talking about how Sammmy Sosa is the leader of this team."

Analrapist commented on Carlos Marmol Leaves Team To Be With Wife (Not Pictured: His Wife)

"@wonderlic---myballs: Guy code does not apply when kids and rings are involved. On the other hand, +1"

Analrapist commented on The Measure Of A Man, As Judged By A Stolen Telecommunication Device

"@Gourmet Spud: I'm eagerly awaiting the day that my comments show up as "nlrpst.""

Analrapist commented on Carlos Marmol Leaves Team To Be With Wife (Not Pictured: His Wife)

"@One Sack, Two Sack: I love how posting pictures of someone cheating on their wife is more abhorrent than someone cheating on their wife."

Analrapist commented on The Measure Of A Man, As Judged By A Stolen Telecommunication Device

"We are now bonded, Will."