MDT commented on Annoying Superhuman Lawyer-To-Be Makes Life More Difficult For The Rest Of Us, at 5:25 PM on May 6 I played 5 hours of GTA on Sunday night and failed my Con Law final on Monday. more »

MDT commented on Notches On Roger Clemens' Bedpost Keep Surfacing, at 4:57 PM on May 1 So what you're telling me is that this Clemens-signed training bra I bought off eBay might be worth something? more »

MDT commented on Place Bets On The Next NBA Stoner, at 4:24 PM on May 1 I've got Josh Smoker in the MLB pool. more »

MDT commented on Nuts About The Nats!, at 2:39 PM on May 1 I'm holding out for the Fugazi remix. more »

MDT commented on 1st Round, Third Overall: Falcons Select Matty Ice, at 3:33 PM on Apr 26 Ryan is ready to play right away. This is the Falcons we're talking about, right? more »

MDT commented on 1st Round, Second Overall: Rams Take Chris Long, at 3:19 PM on Apr 26 Groundhog sees his shadow : 6 more weeks of winter :: Atlanta drafts Matt Ryan : 6 more years of losing more »

MDT commented on 1st Round, Second Overall: Rams Take Chris Long, at 3:15 PM on Apr 26 who had 3:14 in the DRAMATIC VICK MONTAGE pool? more »

MDT commented on Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall, at 3:14 PM on Apr 26 They're Long, and they're strong, and they're down to get the strong-side-protection-slash-linebacker-hybrid-pass-rush on more »

MDT commented on Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall, at 3:10 PM on Apr 26 I feel like a draft that is continually advertising "Best Available Hummer" should be more entertaining. more »

MDT commented on Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall, at 3:08 PM on Apr 26 ...just learned that his Coliseum lions had been replaced with Syrian hamsters. "So THAT's where they went," remarked Tom Brady. more »

MDT commented on Red Sox Wine List Thankfully Missing "Sweet Carowine", at 3:04 PM on Apr 26 I can sleep easier now knowing that Josh McCown is going to be well-protected this year. more »

MDT commented on Passersby Were Amazed By The Unusually Large Amounts Of Blood, at 2:18 PM on Apr 26 Bill Cosby sat in the stands, wondering why the young African-American runners weren't running while bleeding profusely too. more »

MDT commented on Anyone Can Throw A Knuckleball!, at 3:57 PM on Apr 25 @Weed Against Speed: I'll give you a +... more »

MDT commented on Anyone Can Throw A Knuckleball!, at 3:54 PM on Apr 25 Anybody can pitch the knuckleball until they're 90. more »

MDT commented on Our Breasts Can Always Tell When It's Going To Rain, at 3:53 PM on Apr 25 Alissa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. more »

MDT commented on The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now, at 7:10 PM on Apr 22 If Bill Parcells does nothing else as the GM of the Dolphins, he gets my vote for letting me sleep in another 3 hours on Saturday. more »

MDT commented on Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts, at 6:14 PM on Apr 22 @phillas: Bostonites? more »

MDT commented on Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts, at 6:12 PM on Apr 22 Wade Phillips was going to ban candy from the Cowboys' locker room too, but TO told him 100 Grand reasons not to. more »