Captain Caveman

Captain Caveman commented on This Column Must Register With The Local Authorities

"Wow, I'm really disappointed in you, Will."
http://deadspin.com/comment/12762014 12:55 PM on May 12 , 2009

Captain Caveman commented on Horse Racing Has A Danica Patrick? (NSFW)

"This was one of my favorite sports stories from last November. [withleather.uproxx.com] [www.sportsbybrooks.com] [www.nypost.com]"
http://deadspin.com/comment/10870806 11:32 AM on February 20 , 2009

Captain Caveman commented on Real Hip Hop Head Perched in Front of 'South Park' Poster Calls Out 50 Cent

"Shit, get with the times, Gawker."
http://gawker.com/comment/10670123 02:28 PM on February 11 , 2009

Captain Caveman commented on And Let's Get Bashed In The Face

"POW RIGHT IN THA KISSA!"
http://deadspin.com/comment/10226284 02:21 PM on January 22 , 2009

Captain Caveman commented on Your Wife Wants A Wunder Boner

"The Gawker employees responsible for finding timely videos have been laid off."
http://deadspin.com/comment/9838767 10:20 AM on January 6 , 2009

Captain Caveman commented on If You Can, Everyone Please Go See Your Grandmothers, Right Now

"I enjoyed that, but it could have been a little more folksy."
http://deadspin.com/comment/9735939 01:41 PM on December 30 , 2008

Captain Caveman commented on The Yankees Will Save Baseball, Heal the Sick

"@Kid Canada: The Sudantenland!"
http://deadspin.com/comment/9735543 01:29 PM on December 30 , 2008

Captain Caveman commented on Another MMA Tragedy Unfolds In Los Angeles

"Another fighter at the Affliction event, Sergei "The Pit Bull" Arlovsky, is featured on his web site with vampire fangs. That's his mouthguard that he's been wearing for years."
http://deadspin.com/comment/9555786 10:38 AM on December 18 , 2008

Captain Caveman commented on Shiancoe Speaks

"Favorite British monarch?"
http://deadspin.com/comment/9374710 11:08 AM on December 10 , 2008

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