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parker91
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parker91 commented on This Week in Love
"Just stay far away from Ben Stein and his money this time and everything will be all right."
http://deadspin.com/5353284/this-week-in-love#c15215210 06:35 PM on September 5
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parker91 commented on A Season Of Failure, Graphical Edition
"@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: At least that's an improvement from their previous physician, Dr."
http://deadspin.com/5352636/a-season-of-failure-graphical-edition#c15193480 09:47 AM on September 4
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parker91 commented on Suddenly, Everyone Cares About Delaware Again
"Tell you what, Delaware, you can keep the gambling, but in exchange, you gotta get rid of the goddamn toll plaza."
http://deadspin.com/5322356/suddenly-everyone-cares-about-delaware-again#c14419206 08:18 PM on July 24
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parker91 commented on What Are You Watching Tonight?
"I chose the NHL, for the sole reason of wanting to hear the bell go off when the officials count to six tonight."
http://deadspin.com/5279076/what-are-you-watching-tonight#c13351678 03:33 PM on June 4
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parker91 commented on Yes, That Is A Horse In Vogue
"@JoePa's Eye Dr.: Do you really think the guy in the $3,000 suit is going to let the horse who just made a millions just shit all over him like that?"
http://deadspin.com/5273166/yes-that-is-a-horse-in-vogue#c13199555 12:53 PM on May 30
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parker91 commented on How Conan O'Brien Ruined The Stanley Cup Finals
"It figures that a league that is run by Count Chocula would let the guy from the Lucky Charms box screw up his signature event."
http://deadspin.com/5271933/how-conan-obrien-ruined-the-stanley-cup-finals#c13135951 11:32 AM on May 28
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parker91 commented on Patriots Team Up With State Lotto; NFL Conveniently Forgets That It Pretends To Hate Gambling
"The Bills should do a similar promotion with Yolanda Vega."
http://deadspin.com/5266372/patriots-team-up-with-state-lotto-nfl-conveniently-forgets-that-it-pretends-to-hate-gambling#c13024295 04:16 PM on May 22
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parker91 commented on Barry Melrose Looks A Little Medium Rare
"Somewhere, the manager of Hull City doesn't think that tan is fake enough."
http://deadspin.com/5250487/barry-melrose-looks-a-little-medium-rare#c12755836 09:29 AM on May 12
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parker91 commented on Manny Ramirez Releases His Statement On Suspension
"You know, if he went off and consulted with Dr."
http://deadspin.com/5244261/manny-ramirez-releases-his-statement-on-suspension#c12656618 01:39 PM on May 7
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parker91 commented on Introducing The Deadspin Comment Of The Week (Now With 100% More Prizes!)
"I don't understand the significance of the photo."
http://deadspin.com/5169575/introducing-the-deadspin-comment-of-the-week-now-with-100-more-prizes#c11344820 02:43 PM on March 13
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