<![CDATA[Comments from shea_guevara]]> <![CDATA[Comments from shea_guevara]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on Experience The Fun Of Minnesota's U.S. Senate Election Recount With The St. Paul Saints]]> Forget the Senate race, I wanna hear more about Skinny Water!

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on Afternoon Blogdome: La-Di-Da-Di, Ortiz Likes To Party]]> Those Big Papi birthday photos are the most Dominican thing I've ever seen.

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on Get ready to enter an glorious]]> If by "creative" you mean "borderline racist," then yes.

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on Mindy McCready Did Not Have Sex With Roger Clemens When She Was 15. Gawd]]> So he wasn't a pedophile, just a philandering douche. I guess that moves him up to a significantly less horrific circle of hell.

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on Donovan McNabb Would Like To Use One of His Lifelines]]> "I was under the impression that a tie was settled with a three rounds of Rock Paper Scissors"

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on 0-16 Is Upon Us. Jamboroo, Week 11, Featuring King Diamond, Poop, And Mongolian Wok]]> has anyone ever said that My Bloody Valentine sounds like Smashing Pumpkins? Because I sincerely hope there's no one whose ears are that retarded.

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on The NFL is lowering ticket]]> Ticket prices have been downgraded from Ungodly to Simply Criminal.

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on Youky Lands A Hot One, But There's A Hitch]]> Youk's charity Hits for Kids, which raised $1 million last year for children's charities and medical research programs in New England and Cincinnati.

And kids in the rest of America can just go to hell, as far as Youk is concerned!

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on You Got Served]]> Imagine how long it'd take to get a crowd to spell out "sulfaquinoxaline".

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on Apparently the Washington]]> I don't wanna hear any snide remarks about this. There's no reason why Nats GM Jim Bowden can't land Manny Ramirez for his fantasy team.

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on Looks like Marlins pitcher]]> This will be a severe setback for Chunklet magazine.

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on Sports Illustrated is now]]> "Thank you for choosing the Newspaper Guild of Calamitous Intent as the instrument of your demise!"

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on Yankees prepare to make offer]]> Hank Steinbrenner is gonna go apeshit this offseason. It'll be bad for baseball, but good for our collective entertainment.

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on Gimme The Damn Drapes!]]> Hollywood really does hate America, don't they?

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on Yes We Did]]> Spike Lee sullies the moment

Fixed. Give the guy a ticket, a hat, and promise lots of cameras, and he will show up anywhere.

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on And in Just a Few Hours We'll Find Out If There Is An College Football Playoff In Our Future....]]> I heartily recommend Patton Oswalt's election liveblog for anyone who likes The Funny:

[blog.indecision2008.com]

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on And in Just a Few Hours We'll Find Out If There Is An College Football Playoff In Our Future....]]> Anyone watching Fox News? Just wondering if Brit Hume's hair has exploded yet.

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on Derek Jeter's Glove is Only Useful For Fielding Trim]]> He doesn't get any extra points for his triple-lutz-spin throw?

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Week]]> That comment reads like a disembodied Bob Dylan lyric.

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on Jeff Kent Has Had Enough Of Your Gayness]]> No to gay marriage.

Yes to regularly showering with other dudes, frequent ass-pattings, and homoerotic rookie hazing rituals.

]]> <![CDATA[shea_guevara commented on Chris, Lafayette Hill: "We]]> I guess my 2 year old must be from Northeast Philly, since she loves to bang pots and pans too.

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