suntastic commented on The Dushbag Chronicles: The Legitimacy Of Debbie Clemens' Body Still Being Scrutinized

"Debbie, you can just stop, they already cast Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2, you're not going to get the part."

suntastic commented on Camby Trade: Mark Warkentien is no Garry Kasparov

"Henceforth, Marcus Camby shall be known as "En Passant.""

suntastic commented on Oh, Sklars

"And in our next segment, Buzz explains the difference between comments, articles, columns, blogs, and articles!"

suntastic commented on Behold The Rogers Centre's Sordid History Of Sinful Decadence

"How could you be going over documents while they were in your briefcase?"

suntastic commented on Tony And Jessica Think That Journey Totally Rocks

"someone's a little sunburnt."

suntastic commented on Cuervo Girl Throws A Pretty Decent Splitter

"I think you zoomed in on the wrong part."

suntastic commented on Charles Barkley Knows Not Of These 'Blogs' You Speak Of

""Blooooogggggg!" sounds like something Charles would say while being choked to death."

suntastic commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Colt Brennan Is Ready To Be Objectified

"@deemirichdumpedme: Just wait until Aidan, Braden, Jaden, and Caden take over the NFL in 20 years..."

suntastic commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Colt Brennan Is Ready To Be Objectified

"The first thing I thought when I saw this picture: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!"

suntastic commented on Charles Barkley Reluctantly Puts Me In His Fave Five

"And that's why I don't eat shrimp."

suntastic commented on Tim Tebow's Summer Vacation Has Been Better Than Yours

"@Weed Against Speed: Thanks, Easterbrook."

suntastic commented on Dunks As Life Changers

"@suntastic: crap, here it is:

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suntastic commented on Dunks As Life Changers

"some Texas Tech love"

suntastic commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Let This Boy Dance In The Water! Dance Until He's Set The World Ablaze!

"Something looks wrong with the way his arms are twisted (not to mention his nose)."

suntastic commented on Matt Jones: The Cocaine Won't Make You Faster, Son

"Perhaps now the confusion on boxscores between "M."

suntastic commented on Matt Jones: The Cocaine Won't Make You Faster, Son

"It's Shaun of the Dead!"

suntastic commented on Are You Offended By ESPN?

"@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Racist! ...or not."

suntastic commented on Is It At All Surprising That Alex Rodriguez Would Befriend Alicia Marie?

"I've got a great idea for a movie; it's called "Left Boob of Death.""