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        "When I wrapped the '81-'82 season, my heart was shot."
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        "So, the Patriots have always been a-holes?"
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        ""We commit his mortal remains to the bosom of Lake Erie, which he loved so much...""
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        "@Matt_T: Definitely the best promo cut on Deadspin."
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        "@stealofthedraft: Robert, 1972, could not have said it better."
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        "B/W does not do justice those pants."
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        "@lecoqsportif: I'll see your Lady Rams, & raise you Lady Popes. P - X - I."
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      *Takashi Miike* on Nov 21, 2008

      Damn that's alot of friends!


      Incognito on Nov 14, 2008

      LOL, I noticed you added my other name as a friend AFTER I got banned. Are you the ban befriender? lol


      Prof_Derzshowitz on Nov 3, 2008

      Wow. You've got 1000 friends. Gawker should give you a prize or something. [Or perhaps having a thousand friends is a prize in itself?].


      TheStarterWife on Sep 24, 2008

      Well then thank you.

      If you are thinking about BDD for the object of the 'Spin-fandom, well. I always loved his work with FatherKnowsShit. Some of his sports pieces are a miss with me, but more often than not it works in my eyes.

      I believe Klosterman is 36? 37? Just a few years older than I am, and I am a couple of years older than Drew. All three of us are way too Gen X for our own good, and it comes through in our work.


      TheStarterWife on Sep 19, 2008

      I cannot decide if your Klosterman crack was a compliment or an insult.


      EmilyClaire on Sep 3, 2008

      oh yeah! now we are both on Burning Angel... I am Finn and she is Lola. I do much harder stuff now than what i did on SG.

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      Brian47 on Aug 4, 2008

      Nice to be part of your crew here, jose!


      williamzabka on Aug 1, 2008

      Wow, I just saw that you left me a message six weeks ago. Guess I should pay more attention to this shit.


      FirstDerivative on Aug 1, 2008

      Jose-
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      555 on a 666...


      Brazil Thrill on Jun 5, 2008

      Maybe I'd consider rooting for the Packers if they switched to yellow jerseys, ala the Brazilian national squad.



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