Connor Barwin Says Nick Foles Has The Biggest Dong On The Eagles

Hey, have you ever found yourself sitting around and wondering things like, "Which player on the Philadelphia Eagles has the biggest unit?" Well, thanks to Eagles linebacker Connor Barwin, it looks like we have an answer to that question.

Here's a bit from an AMA that Barwin participated in on Reddit yesterday:

Q: Lifelong Eagles fan here to the point of being able to rattle off strength and conditioning coaches, practice squad lineman, etc. One factoid I'll never have access to: Biggest weiner in the locker room? My sleeper picks are Alex 'Moose Knuckle' Henery and Nasty Nate Allen. Your astute clarification would be appreciated.

A: Doesn't the internet know it's Nick Foles?
"I do not condone this reply." — Evan Mathis

Mostly, I'm just disappointed that none of you had the balls to ask that question when Barwin and Jason Kelce visited us for a chat with readers. You guys really blew it.