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Conor McGregor, who’s currently luxuriating in the afterglow of getting his ass kicked for money, recently saw a big boat. He was just hanging out on a boat of his own in Ibiza, but this boat was even bigger. The Irishman was struck dumb by the presence of the Big Boat, and yearned to learn more about it.

McGregor first laid eyes on the Big Boat from afar.

“Quick scope of it before I depart like a pirate towards it.” For sure.

This photo could represent nothing besides the pure and unrestrained joy that must come with approaching a gigantic boat. I wouldn’t know; I’ve never seen a Big Boat.

Conor worshipped at the altar.

Was your life changed by gazing at the Big Boat? Are you inspired to improve your puny life? Conor is. To him, “it is truly motivating.”

Big Boat.