Taken by Cubs blogger Bleed Cubbie Blue, the above photo is of Dodgers first baseman and fantasy team kryptonite Hee Seop Choi giving hitting advice to Cubs outfielder and even worse fantasy offender Corey Patterson.

This is funny for several reasons.

• Choi is seven inches taller than Patterson. It's always funny when someone looks really short.
• Choi and Patterson are former teammates and are just about as equally unpopular among Cubs fans. They probably should have kept an eye out for snipers.
• Choi speaks English about as well as Patterson speaks Korean.

Best part: Neither player made it into in the game.

Class Is In Session [Bleed Cubbie Blue]