Cowboys running back Joseph Randle was booked in Frisco County Jail after he allegedly stole cologne and underwear from a Dillard's earlier this month. Watching surveillance footage from the jail, Randle was oddly relaxed about the arrest, making jokes and offering an officer $100 for a massage.

Other "highlights" from the footage obtained by CBSDFW: Randle gets caught trying to make a call with his own phone, mentions teammate and convicted drunk-driver Josh Brent, and worries if the photo used for his mugshot looks good.

[CBS Dallas]