http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png http://deadspin.com/tag/cowboys http://deadspin.com/tag/cowboys

Your morning roundup for Jan. 2, the day we learned you're not that tall. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5872352&view=rss&microfeed=true

ARLINGTON, Texas —When Jesus returns, he will surely return to the 50-yard line of Cowboys Stadium, descending bodily on the fog-machine-assisted sun rays streaming through the windows just above the mighty Ford logo, but below the American flag. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5690193&view=rss&microfeed=true

It's funny because the Dallas Cowboys are already 1-5. (And because there are some Favre/Sterger pics coming up soon.) More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5677727&view=rss&microfeed=true

Articulately-challenged running back Emmitt Smith is frustrated with his former team, and he's blaming Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Wade Phillips for the Lombardi trophy drought in Big D, urging them to yell at more people. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5355662&view=rss&microfeed=true

You may have heard that Cowboys' o-lineman Marc Colombo, Leonard Davis, and Cory Procter started their own metal band called Free Reign. Is their music as awful as you think it is? SURE IS! More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5311741&view=rss&microfeed=true

Wait, a second ... Terrell Owens isn't happy in Dallas? I am surprised to hear that because this is completely new information. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5108246&view=rss&microfeed=true