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Cyndi Lauper Is Still Alive, Cursing Like A Sailor At Kentucky Derby Event

The Kentucky Derby is this afternoon and nothing says "prestigious first leg of the Triple Crown" like involving Cyndi Lauper in some low-rent celebratory parade.

Here's our scene: some poor schmo of a parade tech gave Cyndi a microphone that she believed was not on but was, in fact, on—the fuckin' idiot. C-list celeb hylariti ensued. [Sweater Punch]

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