What you missed while sitting on the sofa, eating chocolate pie ...
• NHL: Oleg Saprykin cannot be contained this time of year. Senators 5, Sabres 2.
• NBA: The Bulls, down 3-0 to the Pistons, can't even get all their players to show up on time. Wow.
• MLB: OK, good win by Wakefield and the Red Sox. But can someone translate this lead?