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By Dom Cosentino Sep 21, 2011 1:20 PM 7,377

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Metta World Peace’s "Stiff Cha-Cha" Doesn’t Get Past The First Round Of DWTS

Not content to spend the lockout doing "hasty and shapeless" stand-up comedy, The Dong Texter Formerly Known As Ron Artest has gone one-and-done on "Dancing With The Stars." If you wish, feel free to view his effort here. The Los Angeles Times said his was a "stiff cha-cha" that was simultaneously "buckets o' entertaining." Over the summer, we felt much the same way.

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