NBA bust and actual crazy person Darko Milicic is a kickboxer now, and that sentence is less weird to type out than it probably should be. He just had his first official fight, and it did not go so well.

Darko, owning a clear height advantage over his opponent, did some decent kicking and punching during his brief stint of action, but the bout came to an early end when Darko had to throw in the towel after cutting a huge, nasty gash in his shin. The gash is really gross—I was eating a bagel while I looked at it, and I wish I hadn't been.