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			<title><![CDATA[Tom Cruise Wants To Team Up With David Beckham For Action Movies]]></title>
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				Reports <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2011/12/14/mission-impossible-s-tom-cruise-wants-to-make-david-beckham-into-a-film-star-115875-23633693/"><em>The Mirror</em></a>:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5868064/tom-cruise-wants-to-team-up-with-david-beckham-for-action-movies" title="Click here to read more about Tom Cruise Wants To Team Up With David Beckham For Action Movies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:25:30 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jack Dickey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Taped Premier League Game Doubles Ratings For MLS Final]]></title>
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				When David Beckham left Real Madrid <a href="http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=399471&cc=5901">five years ago</a> for what was billed as a "million-dollar-a-week" deal with the L.A. Galaxy, he said that he had two goals: He wanted to win an MLS championship, and he wanted to use his name to help raise the league's profile.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5861825/taped-premier-league-game-doubles-ratings-for-mls-final" title="Click here to read more about Taped Premier League Game Doubles Ratings For MLS Final">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 22 Nov 2011 11:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Emma Carmichael]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Landon Donovan, David Beckham and Robbie Keane Team Up For Goal That Won The MLS Cup]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1644 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1644 --> The LA Galaxy defeated the Houston Dynamo 1-0 tonight to win the MLS Cup.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5861304/landon-donovan-david-beckham-and-robbie-keane-team-up-for-goal-that-won-the-mls-cup" title="Click here to read more about Landon Donovan, David Beckham and Robbie Keane Team Up For Goal That Won The MLS Cup">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 20 Nov 2011 23:48:50 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[David Beckham's New Daughter Is Named Seven]]></title>
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				 David and Victoria Beckham<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/jul/11/harper-seven-daughter-david-victoria"> have welcomed to the world</a> the sixth member of their family, their fourth child and first daughter: Harper Seven. In terms of bizarre athlete baby names, this one ranks somewhere between George Foreman III and George Foreman IV. Everyone's trying to come up with an explanation: 7 was one of a few kit numbers Becks has worn in his career, and there's the <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/IJasonAlexander/status/90437875354710016">legendary Seinfeld episode</a> too.  This isn't the couple's first weird baby naming: their first is Brooklyn, named after where the child was conceived. Maybe this time, the magic moment took place <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steinway_Tunnel">somewhere between Manhattan and Queens</a>, making it impossible to tell.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5820036/david-beckhams-new-daughter-is-named-seven" title="Click here to read more about David Beckham's New Daughter Is Named Seven">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 11 Jul 2011 14:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[David Roher]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[David Beckham Secures A Post-Soccer Future In Field Security With This Fan Takedown]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: M94jQUUBvhM --><!-- /videoId: M94jQUUBvhM --> English soccer clubs sometimes play "testimonials," in which they bring back their older stars for a friendly match of former rivals. Like parades or bowling parties, it's a nice way to make the old folk feel appreciated for still being around. Yesterday, with Man United playing Juventus in the Gary Neville Testimonial, 36-year-old not-quite-has-been David Beckham showed his worth by capturing a young fan who'd run onto the pitch and then delivering a trademark corner kick as the kid got cuffed behind him.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5805468/david-beckham-secures-a-post+soccer-future-in-field-security-with-this-fan-takedown" title="Click here to read more about David Beckham Secures A Post-Soccer Future In Field Security With This Fan Takedown">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 May 2011 12:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for April 9, <a href="http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2011/04/more_details_emerge_about_port.html">the day it became painfully evident that knowledge gleaned from the Old Testament and YouTube videos do not a professional at-home circumcisionist make</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5790393/even-the-top-seed-in-the-playoffs-isnt-good-enough-for-this-expressive-bulls-fan" title="Click here to read more about Even The Top Seed In The Playoffs Isn't Good Enough For This Expressive Bulls Fan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Every morning, the fine folks at <a href="http://sportsradiointerviews.com/">Sports Radio Interviews</a> sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: American fans are catching up to their European brethren when it comes to vitriol.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5781839/its-good-for-mls-when-you-boo-landon-donovan" title="Click here to read more about It's Good For MLS When You Boo Landon Donovan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: I63TahI4-Z4 --><!-- /videoId: I63TahI4-Z4 --> It's easy to forget that beneath the various lotions and products, the womanly tattoos and the feathery hairstyles, David Beckham is a warrior. A macho football maniac. Above is proof of that.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5701581/furious-david-beckham-gets-all-up-in-a-referees-grill" title="Click here to read more about Furious David Beckham Gets All Up In A Referee’s Grill">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Some heckler got all "Stop with the prostitutes'" yell-y at bare-chested David Beckham after he and the L.A. Galaxy lost to the N.Y. Red Bulls on Friday night.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5648338/david-beckham-doesnt-like-getting-taunted-about-hookers" title="Click here to read more about David Beckham Doesn't Like Getting Taunted About Hookers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/04/13/1081838721417.html">That lady at the store</a>, maybe. <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-468085/Rebecca-Loos-Beckhams-thank-strong-marriage.html">That secretary</a>, probably. But Becks says a US tabloid rag is totally off the mark when it comes to this $10,000-a-night call girl. Because, c'mon, 10 grand for her?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5646096/david-beckham-probably-didnt-sleep-with-that-prostitute" title="Click here to read more about David Beckham Probably Didn't Sleep With That Prostitute">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				</a> Sweary TV chef Gordon Ramsay has revealed he and bessie mate David Beckham had to cut short a recent bonding/camping trip to the outskirts of LA after waking up to a rousing chorus of *pew pew pew*				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5644027/david-beckham-and-gordon-ramsey-caught-in-gunfight" title="Click here to read more about David Beckham And Gordon Ramsey &quot;Caught In Gunfight&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Beckham's air cast means he'll have to lie flat in bed, and therefore, according to the papers, not have sex for three months. I fail to see why lying still is an obstacle to this. [<a href="http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/128238/David-and-Victoria-Beckham-s-3-month-sex-ban">Daily Star</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5504951/forget-englands-world-cup-hopes-how-about-posh-and-becks-sex-life" title="Click here to read more about Forget England's World Cup Hopes; How About Posh And Becks' Sex Life?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				For those who haven't seen the 1981 football masterpiece, <em>Escape To Victory</em>, you're really missing out on something quite special.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5501108/vinnie-jones-and-becksie-to-remake-classic-football-movie" title="Click here to read more about Vinnie Jones And Becksie To Remake Classic Football Movie!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"[T]his poem is written," Carol Ann Duffy <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/03/16/poet-laureate-carol-ann-duffy-writes-for-injured-david-beckham-115875-22114465/">announces</a>, "to draw a parallel with Achilles, who gave his name to Beckham's injury." Uh-oh.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5494934/beckhams-torn-achilles-moves-british-poet-laureate-to-write-dreadful-verse" title="Click here to read more about Beckham's Torn Achilles Moves British Poet Laureate To Write Dreadful Verse">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:30:56 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[David Beckham Tears Achilles, Will Miss Opportunity To Vomit On The Field In Another World Cup]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: X7K2gXcAyIg --><!-- /videoId: X7K2gXcAyIg --> Beckham snapped his left achilles and will not get a chance to sit on England's bench in South Africa. Stiff upper lip, though: "The romantic notion of him seizing the day and inspiring England to glory was poppycock." [<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2010/mar/15/david-beckham-aaron-lennon-fabio-capello">Guardian</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5493591/david-beckham-tears-achilles-will-miss-opportunity-to-vomit-on-the-field-in-another-world-cup" title="Click here to read more about David Beckham Tears Achilles, Will Miss Opportunity To Vomit On The Field In Another World Cup">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:40:23 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: tBU9HvJptVA --><!-- /videoId: tBU9HvJptVA -->My Italian is spotty, but I think I can figure out what this woman is trying to do. I still don't understand why she needed the rubber gloves to grope Beckham. [<a href="http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/videos/15086/italian-tv-presenter-grabs-david-beckhams-golden-balls-with-video.html">WhoAteAllThePies</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5453873/frisky-italian-tv-reporter-grabs-david-beckhams-crotch" title="Click here to read more about Frisky Italian TV Reporter Grabs David Beckham's Crotch">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Jan 2010 12:55:14 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Was it fate that brought down the dullest man in sports? Or was it something...sharper? We take a look at the history of Gillette pitchmen, and the woes that befell them soon after. Presenting, the Gillette Curse.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5418575/fame-and-fortune-on-the-razors-edge/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Fame And Fortune On The Razor's Edge">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Lord David "Becks" "Posh Spice" "Footy" Beckhamtonshire, Third Earl of Harewood, moved to America to be our Michael Jordan of Soccer. But he failed. The <i>Times</i> asks: <a href="http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/celebrity/article6729575.ece">why don't Americans love people who do things only British people care about?</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5327882/why-dont-you-monsters-love-david-beckham" title="Click here to read more about Why Don't You Monsters Love David Beckham?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 01 Aug 2009 12:26:38 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5326950/odd-foreigner-chooses-fruity-little-tattoo-over-reebok-deal" title="Click here to read more about Odd Foreigner Chooses Fruity Little Tattoo Over Reebok Deal">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				So here's something new for a humid Wendesday afternoon. <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GRANT WAHL" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GRANT WAHL" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/grant-wahl/">Grant Wahl</a>, author of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Beckham-Experiment-Athlete-Conquer-America/dp/030740787X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1248881634&sr=8-1">"The Beckham Experiment"</a>, has volunteered to be our scared guinea pig for a <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LIVE CHAT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LIVE CHAT" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/live-chat/">live chat</a> in the comments section. An explanation below.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5325498/book-excerpts-that-dont-suck-the-beckham-experiment-with-live-author-chat" title="Click here to read more about Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Beckham Experiment" (With Live Author Chat)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:00:08 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DAVID BECKHAM" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DAVID BECKHAM" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/david-beckham/">David Beckham</a> had another run-in with fans&mdash;with the notoriously nasty Kansas City soccer scene&mdash;but the where and why is not really important. What is important, is that fans need to do a better job managing their smack talk.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5324728/david-beckhams-hecklers-not-so-tough-after-all" title="Click here to read more about David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5321767/your-daily-dead-mets-walking-update" title="Click here to read more about Your Daily Dead Mets Walking Update">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The L.A. Galaxy fan who <a href="http://deadspin.com/5318472/beckham-experiment-descends-into-fear-and-loathing-lesson-in-the-subjectivity-of-perception">leapt out of the stands</a> to answer <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DAVID BECKHAM" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DAVID BECKHAM" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/david-beckham/">David Beckham</a>'s challenge may face a fate worth than jail or death&mdash;a lifetime ban from the Home Depot Center. Even for the Vans Warped Tour?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5320264/fan-who-charged-beckham-feels-wrath-of-home-depot" title="Click here to read more about Fan Who Charged Beckham Feels Wrath Of Home Depot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Beckham played his first home game back with the Galaxy yesterday, and things got ugly. Either a fan nearly attacked him (per the U.S. press), or he nearly attacked a fan (per the Brits). It's like <em>Rashomon</em> in shinguards!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5318472/beckham-experiment-descends-into-fear-and-loathing-lesson-in-the-subjectivity-of-perception" title="Click here to read more about Beckham Experiment Descends Into Fear And Loathing, Lesson In The Subjectivity Of Perception">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Jul 2009 11:45:59 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Becks was "often behind the play and seemed winded" in his return to the L.A. Galaxy last night, in front of 22,000 Giants Stadium fans. The last time L.A. played at New York, it was 40,000. [<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h4rLXavqAFaaNwwt3CCPubagDZ3AD99G0ULO0">AP</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5316843/david-beckham-plays-soccer-like-your-dad" title="Click here to read more about David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"If [he] had spoken out about Iraq it wouldn't have happened," said <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JON MCCLURE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JON MCCLURE" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/jon-mcclure/">Jon McClure</a>, frontman of the The Reverend and The Makers, of Becks. "Or Britain certainly wouldn't have got involved." <a href="http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=659931&sec=mls&cc=5901">So <i>that's</i> what <i>The Beckham Experiment</i> is about. [<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5jiG8WwWW1xRD0FdjKHLJqxT2YjXQ">PA</a>]</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5313589/david-beckham-deserves-an-imaginary-nobel-peace-prize" title="Click here to read more about David Beckham Deserves An Imaginary Nobel Peace Prize">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Due to return to <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LOS ANGELES GALAXY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LOS ANGELES GALAXY" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/los-angeles-galaxy/">Los Angeles Galaxy</a> on March 8, Beckham now says he wants to stay in Italy. Tom Cruise and I are just devastated. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article2207152.ece">The Sun</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5146928/the-great-american-beckham-experiment-appears-to-be-over" title="Click here to read more about The Great American Beckham Experiment Appears to Be Over">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				And so the debate rages: Beating up the paparazzi ... crime, or public service? David Beckham seems to believe it's the latter.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5139979/david-beckham-always-glad-to-cooperate-with-photographers" title="Click here to read more about David Beckham; Always Glad To Cooperate With Photographers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"But during a training session with AC Milan, where he is currently on loan from LA Galaxy, Beckham was left gasping for breath and even had to have his pulse checked by a concerned medic." [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1103909/Mind-old-man---David-Beckham-left-gasping-breath-rigorous-training-session-AC-Milan.html">Mail Online</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5122455/no-cause-for-alarm-beckham-is-totally-in-shape" title="Click here to read more about No Cause For Alarm; Beckham Is Totally In Shape">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I must admit that half the fun of this job is in reading the British tabloid headlines. Today's winner:<em> AC Star: I'll Peek In Beck's Kecks.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5112063/beckham-happens-to-have-the-kind-of-body-that-excites-both-persuasions" title="Click here to read more about Beckham Happens To Have The Kind Of Body That Excites Both Persuasions">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<li>Berman vs. Mangino: WHO YA GOT? [<a href="http://machochip.com/2008/06/internet-memes-gone-wild-um-ev.php">Machochip</a>]
<li>The John Wooden mural is quite the sight. [<a href="http://guttylittlebruins.com/ucla-basketball/the-john-r-wooden-mural-just-completed-at-john-r-wooden-high-school/569/">Gutty Little Bruins</a>]
<li>Tim Wakefield has seen better days. [<a href="http://slanchreport.com/2008/06/26/tim-wakefield-got-a-lot-uglier/">Slanch Report</a>]
<li>Joe Buck returns just in time to ruin your summer [<a href="http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2008/06/your-mlb-announcing-schedule-for_27.html">Awful Announcing</a>]
<li>LOLF [<a href="http://www.joesportsfan.com/column.php?postid=1994">Joe Sports Fan</a>]
<li>David Beckham blogs about his big fancy San Francisco billboard [<a href="http://youbeenblinded.com/david-beckham-blogs-about-san-francisco-billboard/">You Been Blinded</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5020522/the-mysteries-of-boob-punching" title="Click here to read more about The Mysteries of Boob Punching">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Only in San Francisco will you find a 100-foot poster of David Beckham in his underpants: A new, proud landmark here to rival the Golden Gate Bridge, the Transamerica Pyramid and Coit Tower. But unlike the latter two, which are clearly all natural, certain portions of Beckham's gigantic likeness may have been, well, enhanced. The Daily Mail of London <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1027646/Great-tackle-Becks-Armani-airbrushers-pumped-lunchbox.html">picks up the investigation</a>. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5018215/the-post-in-which-we-are-required-to-examine-david-beckhams-man+parts" title="Click here to read more about The Post In Which We Are Required To Examine David Beckham's Man-Parts">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The little tyke held by David "Hunter Thompson" Beckham? His name is Cruz, and he's this many <i>[holds up three fingers]</i> years old. And he <a href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/04/david-beckhams-son-cruz-has-message-for.html">wuvs the cameraman</a> <i>[takes down two fingers]</i> thiiiiiiis much.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/381786/staying-with-the-center-finger-motif-if-we-may" title="Click here to read more about Staying With the Center Finger Motif, If We May">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/380462/becks-shalom-brother" title="Click here to read more about Becks: Shalom, Brother">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:00:20 EDT]]></pubDate>
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&#8226; The Lakers still have a shot at catching the Hornets for the top spot in the Western Conference, and they came out playing like a team that wants homecourt advantage. LA outscored New Orleans 39-20 in the first quarter before the Hornets tenacious second half comeback. However, the Lakers persevered down the stretch en route to a 107-104 win. Chris Paul put up a ridiculous 15/17/5/4 line and Peja filled it up, but they couldn't match the output of Kobe, Pau, and Lamar. The Laker trio combined for 46/32/14, moving them within half a game of the Hornets.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/379072/the-beckham-men-enjoy-our-finest-athletes" title="Click here to read more about The Beckham Men Enjoy Our Finest Athletes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/374019/david-beckham-is-allegedly-back-in-the-mls" title="Click here to read more about David Beckham Is Allegedly Back In The MLS">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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