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				<em>Rick Bacon is the sports columnist for </em>The Citizen-Pollinator<em> of West Waterville, Missouri. He won an APSE award in 1987 for his column, "Batting Around." This is his first column for Deadspin.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5854156/ecksteins-big-heart-is-still-the-cards-x+factor" title="Click here to read more about Eckstein's Big Heart Is Still The Cards' X-Factor">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 28 Oct 2011 17:45:30 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Last night, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5649006/meet-your-new-undersized-scraptastic-very-white-new-england-sports-cult-hero-danny-woodhead">as was to be expected</a>, Jon Gruden and the rest of the <em>Monday Night Football</em> gang talked about fun-sized pigment curio Danny Woodhead with the sort of insight and gravitas one finds on the <a href="http://curlywurlygurly.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/bop-mag.jpg">cover of <em>Bop Magazine</em></a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5655718/danny-woodhead-not-particularly-small-just-white" title="Click here to read more about Danny Woodhead: Not Particularly Small, Just White">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 05 Oct 2010 17:15:04 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				When Deadspin asked us to write these articles, we went back and forth a few times on the date, and eventually settled on Sept. 22. I'd like to believe that somehow, that's because we knew, or perhaps <em>sensed</em>, that <a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-elliott-eckstein-20100921,0,1679824.column">this article</a> was going to be published on Sept. 20.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5644755/little-man-gigantic-exaggeration-of-his-abilities" title="Click here to read more about Little Man, Gigantic Exaggeration Of His Abilities">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Sep 2010 15:45:58 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Last Night's Winner: LeBron James, I Guess]]></title>
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				In sports, everyone is a winner-some people just win better than others. Like "LeBrun" James, who scored many more baskets than the opposing team, so I suppose that makes him the best. If you're into that sort of thing.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5520561/last-nights-winner-lebron-james-i-guess" title="Click here to read more about Last Night's Winner: LeBron James, I Guess">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:30:22 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Let's get one thing straight: I'm not going to break any new ground here.  I'm not going to teach you anything new about baseball.  I'm not going to cause you to reassess how you think about sports journalism.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5360379/the-utterance-of-this-word-should-be-punishable-by-death" title="Click here to read more about The Utterance Of This Word Should Be Punishable By Death">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Sep 2009 09:45:08 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Ashley Eckstein&mdash;wife of San Diego grit machine David&mdash;provides the voice for Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker's Padawan apprentice in the "Clone Wars" animated series. That explains so much. [<a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-shaikin26-2009apr26,0,2022295.story">LA Times</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5228445/david-eckstein-is-married-to-a-jedi" title="Click here to read more about David Eckstein Is Married To A Jedi">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 26 Apr 2009 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We've seen World Series MVP David Eckstein in pretty much every possible situation this winter, fooling around with pro wrestlers, showing up in wedding magazines and, of course, chugging tequila straight out of the bottle. So it's inevitable that he'd end up <a href="http://lowellspinners.com/">promoting stepstools for really short people</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/239684/david-eckstein-wants-to-help-other-dwarves" title="Click here to read more about David Eckstein Wants To Help Other Dwarves">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 26 Feb 2007 14:00:28 EST]]></pubDate>
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				For those of you who pay attention to such matters, TNA wrestling is having some sort of pay-per-view event this weekend that will feature "Team Pierzynski" vs. "Team Eckstein." That's A.J. Pierzynski and David Eckstein, two people who have never been in our kitchen. In this "promo" clip, Pierzynski does some Springer trash talk before a "surprise" guest shows up and makes his own team. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/235368/baseball-players-hitting-each-other-with-chairs" title="Click here to read more about Baseball Players Hitting Each Other With Chairs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Feb 2007 15:00:27 EST]]></pubDate>
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				We don't cover much professional wrestling around here, because, as athletic an enterprise as it might be, it's not really, you know, <EM>sports</eM>. But &mdash; shockingly! &mdash; tons of professional athletes love wrestling; we think it's the tights.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/221223/david-eckstein-is-one-scrappy-gutty-wrestler" title="Click here to read more about David Eckstein Is One Scrappy, Gutty Wrestler">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 12 Dec 2006 16:00:48 EST]]></pubDate>
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				I'd like to help accommodate you, as well.  Here's a clip of Scott Spiezio and David Eckstein that they might not be so proud of (courtesy of <a href="http://www.thewadeblogs.com/">The Wade Blogs</a>).  Spiezio and Eckstein made an appearance on "She Spies," a show starring Natasha Henstridge that lasted about a week and a half on NBC... and their performances are sad, even for athletes.  Even Joe Montana was better on SNL.  <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2006/10/montana.wav">He'll be upstairs masturbating</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/210829/and-if-you-hate-the-cardinals" title="Click here to read more about And If You Hate The Cardinals...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 28 Oct 2006 13:14:59 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In honor of <EM>The New York Times</EM> spreading the gospel of Bill Simmons (and, to a lesser extent, us) to gay men and unmarried thirtysomething women everywhere <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/20/fashion/sundaystyles/20simmons.html">in the Fashion & Styles section this weekend</A>, we present you the first-ever Wedding section of Deadspin, which, as "The Sopranos" pointed out, is like the sports pages for girls.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/138530/ecksteins-fellow-midget-bride" title="Click here to read more about Eckstein's Fellow Midget Bride">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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