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				<em>Four years ago, in the World Cup final, France's Zinedine Zidane defended the honor of his whore sister and ended his career in an unimaginably bizarre fashion. Afterward, David Hirshey bid a sad adieu.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5578678/deadspin-classic-madness-glory-and-the-self+correcting-aneurysm" title="Click here to read more about Deadspin Classic: Madness, Glory, And The Self-Correcting Aneurysm">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 03 Jul 2010 13:00:47 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[David Hirshey]]></dc:creator>
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				<EM>David Hirshey wrote regularly for this site <a href="http://deadspin.com/tag/david-hirshey-is-the-closer/">about soccer</A> for two years before selling us out to write <a href="http://www.amazon.com/ESPN-World-Cup-Companion-Everything/dp/034551792X/?ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1275931633&sr=1-1&tag=gmgamzn-20">a terrific book for ESPN</A>. He talked to Emeritus about the book, the World Cup and mustaches.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5557417/david-hirshey-is-your-world-cup-historian-not-your-world-cup-closer" title="Click here to read more about David Hirshey Is Your World Cup Historian, Not Your World Cup Closer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Jun 2010 16:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>David Hirshey is the former <a href="http://deadspin.com/tag/david-hirshey-is-the-closer/">soccer expert around these parts</A> and one of the world-famous <a href="http://myrightword.blogspot.com/2007/01/soccer-is-jewish-sport-no.html">Soccer Jews</a>. He talked to me, Emeritus, about yesterday's U.S. soccer loss to Brazil.</eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5303632/hirshey-the-gulf-is-closing-but-not-that-quickly" title="Click here to read more about Hirshey: The Gulf Is Closing, But Not THAT Quickly">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:00:08 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer. Well, until today, anyway.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5012998/one-more-special-message-to-go" title="Click here to read more about One More Special Message To Go">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:35:36 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer. </em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5010472/weep-not-for-john-terry" title="Click here to read more about Weep Not For John Terry">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 May 2008 12:15:57 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/389507/the-epl-season-ends--and-look-who-called-it" title="Click here to read more about The EPL Season Ends ... And Look Who Called It!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 12 May 2008 11:10:43 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/386165/congrats-sigh-to-uncle-avram" title="Click here to read more about Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 01 May 2008 15:40:10 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/384760/chelsea-might-really-pull-this-thing-off" title="Click here to read more about Chelsea Might Really Pull This Thing Off">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/383074/the-zen+like-qualities-of-an-own-goal" title="Click here to read more about The Zen-Like Qualities Of An Own Goal">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:00:20 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Man U Rubs It In]]></title>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer. </eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/379495/man-u-rubs-it-in" title="Click here to read more about Man U Rubs It In">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:00:07 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Real Reason Arsenal Crapped Out]]></title>
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<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/377787/the-real-reason-arsenal-crapped-out" title="Click here to read more about The Real Reason Arsenal Crapped Out">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:35:48 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[David Beckham Is Allegedly Back In The MLS]]></title>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/374019/david-beckham-is-allegedly-back-in-the-mls" title="Click here to read more about David Beckham Is Allegedly Back In The MLS">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:30:57 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/371366/arsenal-gets-its-bear-stearns-on" title="Click here to read more about Arsenal Gets Its Bear Stearns On">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:00:52 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[It Can Be Told: Spitzer Dribbled Before He Shot]]></title>
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				David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</eM>Let's face it: The media hasn't exactly been shy about exploring every orifice of the Eliot Spitzer-Ashley Dupre story. Except one. Yes, it turns out, the disgraced former Governor of New York, who enjoyed "dangerous sex" with the 22-year-old hooker/r&b singer/top swimsuit model/cokehead also played soccer. He is yet another in the long line of celebrities like Jon Stewart, Steve Nash and Osama Bin Laden who long ago embraced the beautiful game. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/368675/it-can-be-told-spitzer-dribbled-before-he-shot" title="Click here to read more about It Can Be Told: Spitzer Dribbled Before He Shot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:35:08 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer</eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/365909/to-kinsale-with-love" title="Click here to read more about To Kinsale With Love">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:30:44 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Win One For The Gimper]]></title>
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				Is there anything more gratifying than having people take action after reading something you've written? God dictated the Ten Commandments to Moses and we've been breaking them ever since. Martin Luther nailed his 95 Theses to a church door and kicked off the Protestant Reformation. And I wrote a little throwaway joke at the expense of Eduardo's shattered leg&mdash;comparing him to Heather Mills&mdash;and the next thing you know Aston Villa's visiting hooligans serenaded the Arsenal faithful with the following ditty:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/363048/win-one-for-the-gimper" title="Click here to read more about Win One For The Gimper">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:45:53 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/360427/a-test-of-ones-intestinal-fortitude" title="Click here to read more about A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:12:09 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/357690/arsenals-limpness-and-rationalization" title="Click here to read more about Arsenal's Limpness, And Rationalization">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:05:35 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/355013/remembering-manu-then-and-now" title="Click here to read more about Remembering ManU, Then And Now">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:05:30 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/351927/david-beckham-maradona-and-the-stomping-of-scorpions" title="Click here to read more about David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 02 Feb 2008 13:40:16 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<eM>David Hirshey writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/349574/ashley-cole-is-a-charmer" title="Click here to read more about Ashley Cole Is A Charmer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:40:39 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/348005/mourning-an-arsenal-defeat" title="Click here to read more about Mourning An Arsenal Defeat">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:30:38 EST]]></pubDate>
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<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/344543/all-hail-the-loathsome-ronaldo" title="Click here to read more about All Hail The Loathsome Ronaldo">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:40:15 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/341561/one-mans-very-special-25th-birthday" title="Click here to read more about One Man's Very Special 25th Birthday">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Jan 2008 13:35:08 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ManU's Very High Ankle Sprains]]></title>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer. This column would have run Monday, but no one was reading the site on Monday.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/337437/manus-very-high-ankle-sprains" title="Click here to read more about ManU's Very High Ankle Sprains">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 26 Dec 2007 10:00:11 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/334749/nailing-em-in-the-swingers" title="Click here to read more about Nailing 'Em In The Swingers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 17 Dec 2007 14:20:31 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/333544/meet-the-brand-new-face-of-english-soccer" title="Click here to read more about Meet The Brand New Face Of English Soccer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:00:16 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Leitch]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Full Weekend Of Losing]]></title>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regular for Deadspin about soccer.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/331873/a-full-weekend-of-losing" title="Click here to read more about A Full Weekend Of Losing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:55:49 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/329175/welcome-newcastlers" title="Click here to read more about Welcome Newcastlers!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Dec 2007 15:10:37 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Only English Coach For World Cup 2010]]></title>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/326394/the-only-english-coach-for-world-cup-2010" title="Click here to read more about The Only English Coach For World Cup 2010">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 26 Nov 2007 15:00:28 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Leitch]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Jews Bail Out The Brits]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:05:47 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Leitch]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bicyclists Who Don't Date Olsen Twins]]></title>
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				<i>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</i>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/321643/bicyclists-who-dont-date-olsen-twins" title="Click here to read more about Bicyclists Who Don't Date Olsen Twins">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:00:24 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Leitch]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Fabregasted!]]></title>
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				<i>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</i>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/318810/fabregasted" title="Click here to read more about Fabregasted!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:35:04 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsilent Majority]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Others Must Fail]]></title>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/316205/others-must-fail" title="Click here to read more about Others Must Fail">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:35:44 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Leitch]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mopping Up Chelsea's Mess]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:40:24 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Leitch]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[You Scousers Are Fooling Yourselves]]></title>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/308186/you-scousers-are-fooling-yourselves" title="Click here to read more about You Scousers Are Fooling Yourselves">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:05:48 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Leitch]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Free Hope Solo!]]></title>
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				<EM>David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.</Em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/304371/free-hope-solo" title="Click here to read more about Free Hope Solo!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:40:11 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Leitch]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Special Needs One]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:10:44 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Leitch]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Adeus, Mourinho]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:10:47 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Leitch]]></dc:creator>
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