Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. I mean that with some extra special oomph this time, because this is my last day here. I start Monday as the Jets beat writer for NJ.com. Can't wait till Rex and Mark realize where I used to work. That ought to be fun.

In all seriousness, I want to thank all of you for making this place so enjoyable. I'm leaving with mixed feelings, and not just because Craggs just said he's "diggin' deep for wop music" to play in the office as a farewell. Not gonna lie: I'm gonna miss these jerks. We're off to get drunk. Do stay in touch.