Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. After two and a half years, this is the end of the line for me, so I'm a ball of emotions right now. Cue T. Swift. She's our Wordsworth.

Sincerest thanks to all of you, all my colleagues (past, present, and, sure, why not, future!), and, of course, Manti Te'o. Please keep in touch.