Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. I present to you a list of songs I’ve wanted to DUAN for a minute. And sorry Billy Haisley, there’s no Young Thug or Lil’ B on here:

Sammy Davis Jr. - I’ve Gotta Be Me

Millie Jackson - Phuck U Symphony

Screeching Weasel - I Wanna Be A Homosexual

Echo and the Bunnymen - Lips Like Sugar

New Order - Age Of Consent

Usher - Climax

Freeway - What We Do

P.P. Arnold: The First Cut Is The Deepest

Arthur Lee - Everybody’s Got To Live

Celia Cruz - Obladi Oblada

Wreckless Eric - Whole Wide World

Armand Van Helden- U Don’t Know Me

M.O.P. - Ante Up Remix ft. Busta Rhymes, Teflon, Remy Martin

N.O.R.E. - Nothin’

Elvis Crespo - Suavemente (my karaoke jam)

Naughty by Nature - Uptown Anthem

Propagandhi - Head? Chest? Or Foot?

Face To Face - Nothing New

Michael Jackson - Stranger In Moscow