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			<title><![CDATA[High School Football Player Dies After Sustaining Head Injury In Friday Night Game]]></title>
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				 "The father of <a href="http://phoenixfootball.vnsports.com/rosters/player.asp?id=251433">Ridge Barden</a> spoke with NewsChannel 9, remembering the varsity player who passed away after suffering head injuries during a Friday night football game. Saturday morning, he issued this statement: 'I have no words right now, my world has been devastated. But I want to say thank you to all of you that have written me and are sending your prayers to me. October 14th will go down as the worst day of my life. I don't know what I'm going to do without you Ridge, I love you so much, and cannot even grasp that you are not here.'" [<a href="http://www.9wsyr.com/news/local/story/Father-of-Phoenix-football-player-My-world-has/Yytjo42CbUK5mjiZwqYPyA.cspx">9WSYR</a>; <a href="http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2011/10/phoenix_high_school_football_p.html">The Post-Standard</a>] (H/T Jared)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5850133/high-school-football-player-dies-after-sustaining-head-injury-in-friday-night-game" title="Click here to read more about High School Football Player Dies After Sustaining Head Injury In Friday Night Game">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 15 Oct 2011 12:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Former Orioles Pitcher Mike Flanagan Threatened To Commit Suicide Several Times Before Doing So]]></title>
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				 The Baltimore Sun is reporting, based on police records released via Public Information Act request, that Cy Young Award winner and Orioles broadcaster Mike Flanagan's suicide did not come as a complete surprise to those closest to him.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5843560/former-orioles-pitcher-mike-flanagan-threatened-to-commit-suicide-several-times-before-doing-so" title="Click here to read more about Former Orioles Pitcher Mike Flanagan Threatened To Commit Suicide Several Times Before Doing So">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 24 Sep 2011 16:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/09/07/2011-09-07_arkansas_weatherman_brett_cummins_found_in_hot_tub_with_naked_dead_man_wearing_d.html">Arkansas weatherman Brett Cummins found in hot tub with naked dead man wearing 'dog collar': police</a> [New York Daily News] (H/T Steve P.)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5838165/today-in-great-headlines" title="Click here to read more about Today In Great Headlines">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Report: Mike Flanagan Killed Himself Over 'Prolonged Failure' Of The Baltimore Orioles (Updated)]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: PziK7MxhIt8 --><!-- /videoId: PziK7MxhIt8 --> <a href="http://www.wbaltv.com/r/28967968/detail.html">WBAL reports</a> that former Orioles pitcher Mike Flanagan,  television announcer and top executive, was found dead on his Baltimore County property Wednesday afternoon and that  sources confirmed that Flanagan took his own life 'despondent over what he considered a false perception from a community he loved of his role in the team's prolonged failure," according to the WBAL-TV's sports director Gerry Sandusky. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5834218/mike-flanagan-who-won-a-world-series-and-cy-young-award-with-the-orioles-found-dead-updated" title="Click here to read more about Report: Mike Flanagan Killed Himself Over 'Prolonged Failure' Of The Baltimore Orioles (Updated)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Chris Kluwe Conditionally Surrenders No. 5 To New Vikings QB Donovan McNabb]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Belgian Cyclist Dies After Fall in Giro D'Italia]]></title>
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				<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2011/may/09/wouter-weylandt-giro-ditalia">Wouter Weylandt was pronounced dead soon after a single-bike crash in a hilly stage of the Giro D'Italia</a>, one of the three Grand Tours of cycling, and often the most dangerous.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5800039/belgian-cyclist-dies-after-fall-in-giro-ditalia" title="Click here to read more about Belgian Cyclist Dies After Fall in Giro D'Italia">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				That's the lion's mane jellyfish, which lives in the ocean and can apparently devour cities whole.  I had no fucking idea this existed.  COMPLETELY CHANGES THE GAME.  I'm never going in the ocean again.  Ever.  I'm afraid to even take a goddamn bath now, lest this thing ooze out of the pipes and eats my goddamn house.  This thing is the Unicron of the deep.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5794426/holy-shit-monster-jellyfish" title="Click here to read more about HOLY SHIT MONSTER JELLYFISH">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for April 16, the day <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-89yiueWNGo&feature=related">Ralphie turns 40</a>, making a whole lot of people question their very mortality, their confidence as fra-gee-lay as a leglamp.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5792664/the-tax-mans-charges-against-lenny-dykstra-actually-involve-a-kitchen-sink" title="Click here to read more about The Tax Man's Charges Against Lenny Dykstra Actually Involve A Kitchen Sink">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 16 Apr 2011 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 Spry pimp Joe Paterno fielded questions about the Penn State program the morning after it gave Urban Meyer his going-away present in the Outback Bowl. Specifically, questions about his future, despite repeated insistence that he won't retire.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5722929/recruits-are-polite-enough-not-to-ask-joe-paterno-if-hes-gonna-you-know-die-soon" title="Click here to read more about Recruits Are Polite Enough Not To Ask Joe Paterno If He's Gonna, You Know, Die Soon">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Motorcycle-racing champion <a href="http://pascalgrosjean.com/">Pascal Grosjean </a>of Switzerland had just won a race in the Dubai Autodrome when, during his warm-down lap, he was hit from behind by the third-place rider who tried to brake from an estimated 125 mph pre-collision.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5700162/motorcyclist-dies-shortly-after-winning-race-in-dubai" title="Click here to read more about Motorcyclist Dies Shortly After Winning Race In Dubai">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				</a> A Brazilian referee is on the run after fatally stabbing a player during a match in Barriera, northeast Brazil on Sunday.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5620674/brazilian-referee-stabs-player-to-death-after-free+kick-row" title="Click here to read more about Brazilian Referee Stabs Player To Death After Free-Kick Row">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 British kickboxer Lee Aldhouse is being sought by Thai police after allegedly stabbing an American tourist in the chest after the two earlier engaged in a bar fight. This has the makings of the best <em>Locked Up Abroad</em> yet. [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/08/15/2010-08-15_british_kickboxer_lee_aldhouse_sought_for_murder_of_american_tourist_dashawn_lon.html">Daily News</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5613915/british-kickboxer-allegedly-loses-bar-fight-kills-victor-allegedly" title="Click here to read more about British Kickboxer (Allegedly) Loses Bar Fight, Kills Victor (Allegedly)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Sunday in Orlando, Lindsay Scheer fought Adrienne Simmons in the Muay Thai lightweight women's final of the International Kickboxing Federation National Amateur Tournament. The two women were not evenly matched. Lindsay Scheer won the fight. Adrienne Simmons died.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5598831/female-kickboxer-is-killed-at-sloppily-organized-tournament" title="Click here to read more about Female Kickboxer Is Killed At Sloppily Organized Tournament">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A 23-year old Brazilian indoor soccer player, Robson Rocha Costa, died Sunday after sustaining injuries in a match. A piece of floor plank pierced his thigh and went into his intestine.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5489569/brazilian-indoor-soccer-player-dies-in-just-about-the-most-horrific-fashion-imaginable" title="Click here to read more about Brazilian Indoor Soccer Player Dies In Just About The Most Horrific Fashion Imaginable">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<I>Time for your Deadspin Open Mailbag Tuesday.  Email us <a href=mailto:"bigdaddydrew@gmail.com">here</a> or submit your questions via <a href=http://twitter.com/drewmagary>Twitter</a>.  This week, we're covering gambling debts, the BS Report, human centipedes, Nutella, and dead grandmas.</I>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5365205/the-worst-gambling-story-ever-gets-a-little-worser" title="Click here to read more about The Worst Gambling Story Ever Gets A Little Worser">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:35:07 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				"A deafening series of violent bumps. A patch of thickly clustered trees. A terrified scream. A sickening crash," writes the great <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JONAH KERI" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JONAH KERI" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/jonah-keri/">Jonah Keri</a>, in what has to be the most improbable and life-affirming story you'll read all day. [<a href="http://jonahkeri.com/2009/08/28/cheating-death/">JonahKeri.com</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5348859/jonah-keri-cheats-death" title="Click here to read more about Jonah Keri Cheats Death">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 30 Aug 2009 13:45:59 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				I know that you'll probably lose the deposit, but some of you Red Sox fans may want to ditch <a href="http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/star%20trek%20casket.jpg">your previous choice</a> for your eternal resting place and go with this, the Red Sox Casket offered at Rockland Funeral Home. Spend eternity in the loving embrace of the Sox, which is more than Manny ever did. Video below (Caution: Includes funeral director using death puns).				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5100535/itll-only-seem-like-an-eternity" title="Click here to read more about It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:30:17 EST]]></pubDate>
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				What happens when a chunky kid tries to dunk on a 7 foot goal? Six seconds of pure bliss. There are 19 more of these inluding a refresher on the trampoline dunk attempt that became a Deadspin HOF nominee. Cease all work. Immediately.  				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5030890/20-ways-to-die-while-trying-to-dunk-a-basketball" title="Click here to read more about 20 Ways to Die While Trying to Dunk a Basketball">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Well, it appears everything can't work out this offseason for the Mets. The sign guy died.  The Phillies are once again the team to beat in the National League East. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/354650/and-you-will-know-us-by-the-trail-of-the-mets" title="Click here to read more about ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Mets">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:00:21 EST]]></pubDate>
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				A few commenters mentioned this yesterday, and we think it's a fair question: When is it OK to laugh? The guy we wrote about who <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/caddyshack-dvd-extras/the-real-tragedy-is-that-my-cell-phone-was-in-there-262773.php">plummeted 75 feet off a cliff in his golf cart</a> was, after all, a real person, with a family and pets and an active Netflix account. But the first thing we thought of when we encountered the story was, we're glad he wasn't carrying our clubs. Is laughter permitted on such occasions?  By posting that story, are we uncaring louts?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/263132/somewhere-out-there-theres-an-elephant-with-your-name-on-it" title="Click here to read more about Somewhere Out There, There's An Elephant With Your Name On It">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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