Deadspin: Deleted Scenes

Readers Sound Off: You'll Never Be Half The Man Joe Paterno Was, Señor Dickcheese

Jack Dickey — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:37:20 EST

Welcome to Dead Letters, a new regular feature in which we'll reprint our favorite fan mail from throughout the week. It's like Deleted Scenes, but without all the scuzz money. We should take this moment to remind you that all emails to Deadspin and its editors are on the record unless otherwise specified. Now for your letters. More »

The One Where We're Offered Photos Of A Former Heavyweight Champion Wearing Trashy Lingerie

A.J. Daulerio — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 16:25:00 EDT

Welcome back to Deleted Scenes. This space is now reserved for those scuzz-money entrepreneurs who've unsuccessfully tried to sell us prurient information. This is also where we'll run notable emails we've received from some of our readers. All emails are [sic]'d. Enjoy. More »

The One Where We're Offered A Tape Of Two NFL Players Humping A Teenage Puerto Rican Prostitute (AUDIO VERSION)

A.J. Daulerio — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 17:20:09 EDT

The One Where We Buy A Photo Of Jay Mariotti Walking With A Woman For $3.32

A.J. Daulerio — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 15:20:00 EDT

The One Where An Ex-Pharmacist Offers Us Proof That Tiger Woods And Elin Have Herpes

A.J. Daulerio — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 16:30:00 EDT

The One Where Some Guy Tries To Sell Us Evidence Of Michelle Beadle Flirting With Aaron Rodgers At The ESPYs

A.J. Daulerio — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 15:35:00 EDT

The One Where A Woman Contemplates Selling Out Her Friend Who Banged Erick Aybar Last Weekend

A.J. Daulerio — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 18:35:00 EDT

The One Where Some Snoopy Neighbor Tries To Sell Us Stories About John Edwards

A.J. Daulerio — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 13:50:09 EDT

The One Where Some Guy Tries To Sell Us Proof That Bernie Kosar's Daughter Is Doing Porno

A.J. Daulerio — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 16:30:00 EDT

The One Where Someone Tries To Sell Us A Photo Of Nik Richie's Dick

A.J. Daulerio — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 13:30:00 EDT

The One Where We're Offered A Topless Photo Of Post-Coital Emma Watson At Brown

A.J. Daulerio — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:00:00 EDT

Deadspin Gives Back

Brian Hickey — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 22:00:00 EDT

If you're in the catering and/or bulk "grill chicken salad" business, here's your chance to get a jump on Bil Wilson's mother's birthday next year. More »

The One With A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Selling Herself For Sex Parties On Craigslist

A.J. Daulerio — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 16:50:00 EDT

The One With The NFL Wideout Sending Unsolicited Wanking Pics Of Himself

A.J. Daulerio — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 14:50:00 EDT

The One With Unintentional Racism At A Fast Food Joint

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 16:15:00 EST

Welcome back to Deleted Scenes. If you're new, read this to figure out what we do here. If not, well, let's get down to business. More »

Pat Burrell Hook-Up Stories Are Plentiful, Apocryphal, And (Literally) Full Of Shit

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 15:40:50 EDT

Welcome back to Deleted Scenes. If you're new, read this to figure out what we do here. If not, well, let's get down to business. More »

The One Where Mark Sanchez Unconstipates Himself With A Spoon

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 16:15:27 EDT

Welcome back to Deleted Scenes. If you're new, read this to figure out what we do here. If not, well, let's get down to business. (PHOTO: via Bart Hubbuch's Twitter) More »

The One Revealing Ben Roethlisberger's Awful Pick-Up Line

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:20:00 EDT

Welcome back to Deleted Scenes. If you're new, read this to figure out what we do here. If not, well, let's get down to business. More »

The One Where A Lady Sends Us Pictures Of Her Boobs In The Hope Of Getting A Job (NSFW)

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 16:45:00 EDT

Welcome back to Deleted Scenes. If you're new, read this to figure out what we do here. If not, well, let's get down to business. (NSFW) More »

"ITS 2 AM, SO I WILL END WITH DISGUST FOR YOUR AWFUL BEHAVIOR," And Other Emails About The U.S. Open

Katie Baker — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 17:45:23 EDT

Well, our little rant about the festival of ineptitude that was the television coverage of the U.S. Open men's final seemed to touch a nerve. More »

The One Where Erin Andrews And Kirk Herbstreit Rumors Resurface

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 16:45:00 EDT

Welcome back to Deleted Scenes. If you're new, read this to figure out what we do here. If not, well, let's get down to business. More »

Philadelphia's Pukemon Photographed In The Wild

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 14:30:00 EDT

...from my girlfriend's boss in Bethlehem, PA of the puking Philly fan (in blue)…It was sent via his phone this morning at the Hampton Hotel…Looks like he starts pre-gaming pretty early…especially considering the Phils are in Boston tonight. — Brian W. More »

This Vehicle Was Stripped Of Its Back Windshield For Recruiting Violations

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 13:45:00 EDT

I saw this outside my apartment building in Los Angeles. I have no idea what it means. The car is a 5 year old Miata I believe. —Kevin More »

The One Where The Elon Baseball Team Will Fight You Over Anything

David Matthews — Fri, 28 May 2010 14:45:00 EDT

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More »

The One Where Nyjer Morgan Poops In A Gatorade Bottle

Barry Petchesky — Fri, 28 May 2010 13:20:00 EDT

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More »

The One Where Terry Bradshaw Reveals He'd Go Gay For Tom Brady

A.J. Daulerio — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 16:55:11 EDT

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More »

The One Where People Clear The Air About Some Of Tiger Woods' Female Acquaintances

A.J. Daulerio — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 14:15:14 EDT

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More »

The One Where ESPN.Com Engages In Unnecessary Censorship Of This Little Girl

A.J. Daulerio — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:45:17 EST

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More »

The One With The Naked Danish Curling Lady

A.J. Daulerio — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 13:40:00 EST

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More »

The One Where Brandon Rush Gets A Lap Dance On A Dirty Couch

A.J. Daulerio — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 13:48:08 EST

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another.(NSFW) More »

The One Where A Former NFL Assistant Coach Lets Us Know He's Not, In Fact, This Scantily Clad Woman

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:05:41 EST

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More »

The One Where Some Vindictive Lady Sends Us Pictures Of Matthew Stafford Making Out With His Girlfriend

A.J. Daulerio — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:45:10 EST

Due to that awful stomach virus going around, I was unable to get to Deleted Scenes on Friday. Thanks for your concern. So this week you get a double-shot of unseemly Deadspin Deleted Scenes today and Friday. More »

The One Where Jaimee Grubbs Banged Tiger For Haiti

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:15:36 EST

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another.(NSFW) More »

The One Where Everybody Tries To Make Lane Kiffin Look Bad For Drinking Out Of A Red Cup

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 14:15:28 EST

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More »

The One Where The LA Angels Catcher's Mom Accidentally Shows Her Nipple On New Year's Eve

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:30:42 EST

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. (NSFW) More »

The One Where Everyone Gets Upset About Adam And Craig James

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 15:00:33 EST

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another More »

The One Where We Find Out Why This Man Is Having Sex With A Car

A.J. Daulerio — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 12:15:45 EST

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. (NSFW and NOT SAFE FOR CHRISTMAS.) More »

The One With Intense Negotiations About Brett Favre's Butt Tattoo

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:30:52 EST

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We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More »

The One Where Mike Piazza Caused The Tiger Woods Mess

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:30:48 EST

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More »

The One With Grady Sizemore Outrage And Antawn Jamison's Not-Gay Shoe Party

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:30:14 EST

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More »