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				While he waits for the Miami Marlins to report to spring training, new manager Ozzie Guillen still has some time to take to Twitter to discuss the NBA. For instance, he is tired of hearing the constant criticism of LeBron James:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5883812/ozzie-guillen-has-some-refreshing-opinions-about-the-nba" title="Click here to read more about Ozzie Guillen Has Some Refreshing Opinions About The NBA">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:34:46 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Derrick Rose and John Calipari Are Paying Back Memphis Fans For That Title Game They Cheated Their Way Into]]></title>
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				A strange, important thing happened in college basketball. A player, coach and athletic director at the heart of an academic scandal were actually punished. Not chastised in the usual NCAA sanction sense&mdash;no one cares about vacated wins or loss of scholarships&mdash;but actually forced to pay money. Money talks in college sports, so what went down at the University of Memphis is worth exploring.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5847683/derrick-rose-and-john-calipari-are-paying-back-memphis-fans-for-that-title-game-they-cheated-their-way-into" title="Click here to read more about Derrick Rose and John Calipari Are Paying Back Memphis Fans For That Title Game They Cheated Their Way Into">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 07 Oct 2011 13:20:02 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: oUdrquk0POE --><!-- /videoId: oUdrquk0POE --> If you have trouble understanding what Derrick Rose of the locked-out Chicago Bulls is talking about at this stop on his Adidas promotional tour, subtitles are provided.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5838198/if-youve-ever-wanted-to-see-derrick-rose-play-with-a-taiwanese-hand-puppet-todays-your-lucky-day" title="Click here to read more about If You've Ever Wanted To See Derrick Rose Play With A Taiwanese Hand Puppet, Today's Your Lucky Day">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/777 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/777 --> <em>Your morning roundup for May 20, <a href="http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2011/05/dunsts-finest-role.html">the day Kirsten Dunst was (politely) shocked and appalled</a>. H/T Ryan Boone for the vid.<em></em></em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5803914/putting-a-drunk-philliesflyers-fan-on-live-tv-bad-decision-guy-in-a-windowless-production-van" title="Click here to read more about Putting A Drunk Phillies/Flyers Fan On Live TV? Bad Decision, Guy In A Windowless Production Van">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: KOdyiRlSxzk --><!-- /videoId: KOdyiRlSxzk --> <em>Your morning roundup for May 9, the day<a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/there_no_safe_arbor_ymWHb3vH7za08TAUIdvlQI"> we learned of the Village tree thief.</a></em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5799839/phil-jackson-agrees-that-his-career-has-been-the-bees-knees" title="Click here to read more about Phil Jackson Agrees That His Career Has Been The &quot;Bee's Knees&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 May 2011 09:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/701 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/701 --> Chicago's Derrick Rose was named the NBA's 2010-11 Most Valuable Player today. He is the<a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0905/youngest.nba.mvp/content.1.html?eref=twitter_feed"> youngest MVP in league history</a>. Rose delivered remarks to members of the Chicago media this afternoon; he sounded perhaps nervous and certainly young, because he is. But he was careful to take the time to thank his mother Brenda, who raised him and his three older brothers on her own in Englewood. It was one of those moments that momentarily melted our bitter, cynical hearts, while also helpfully reminding us that Mother's Day is on Sunday and we had better, at the very least, go buy a Hallmark card after work. And then the NBA TV host said, "What a humble superstar!" and made a joke (read: plug) about Kias to close the show, and suddenly we hated everything again.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5798286/derrick-rose-nba-mvp-thanks-his-mother-and-warms-our-frigid-hearts" title="Click here to read more about Derrick Rose, NBA MVP, Thanks His Mother And Warms Our Frigid Hearts">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: NuJK4FnW-hI --><!-- /videoId: NuJK4FnW-hI --> Back in April, the Chicago Bulls <a href="http://espn.go.com/nba/recap/_/id/310410019/chicago-bulls-vs-orlando-magic">held off the Magic 102-99 </a>after a Jameer Nelson three-pointer came too late. Nelson congratulated Bulls guard Derrick Rose with a promise to "catch you in the second round" of the playoffs (video of the exchange is above; the mixing is not our doing) during Rose's post-game sideline interview.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5798044/jameer-nelson-did-not-use-his-free-nosebleed-seats-for-the-hawks+bulls-game-last-night" title="Click here to read more about Jameer Nelson Did Not Use His Free Nosebleed Seats For The Hawks-Bulls Game Last Night">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The ESPN homepage suggests this evening that we might have to "rewrite the script" for the 2011 playoffs, what with the <a href="http://www.nba.com/games/20110426/ATLORL/gameinfo.html">Magic just one game from elimination</a>, the <a href="http://www.nba.com/games/20110426/NOHLAL/gameinfo.html">Hornets even with the Lakers</a>, and the Bulls barely escaping multiple games with the Pacers<a href="http://www.nba.com/games/20110426/INDCHI/gameinfo.html"> to lead the series, 3-1</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5795978/your-nba-playoffs-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your NBA Playoffs Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 26 Apr 2011 19:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/676 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/676 --> Indiana's veteran forward Jeff Foster <a href="http://www.indystar.com/article/20110426/SPORTS04/104260314/Foster-knows-he-s-villain-Game-5?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|Sports">told the <em>Indianapolis Star</em> this week </a>that he knows he'll be considered the "villain" after a series of hard fouls against the Bulls in the first round. The video above gives an idea of what he's talking about; he's yoked Derrick Rose a couple times, in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TKZcnkIQxY">Games 1</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYUsoeLydsA">and 3</a>, and landed an elbow directly in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOt-DGI6mE0">Luol Deng's face in Game 3</a>. The NBA ruled both Game 3 fouls to be "flagrant 1" hits after the fact, and so Foster stayed in the game and will not be suspended unless he picks up more points during whatever remains of the series (Chicago leads 3-1).				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5795841/jeff-foster-and-the-brutal-art-of-the-nbas-playoff-foul" title="Click here to read more about Jeff Foster And The Brutal Art Of The NBA's Playoff Foul">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/638 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/638 --> Dan Shulman and Jon Barry tried their damndest to properly announce the Bulls-Pacers game on Saturday, but Derrick Rose made it a difficult task. We can't really blame them. Rose had 39 points in <a href="http://espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=310416004">Chicago's 104-99 win</a>, and his baskets were, throughout, brilliant. Brilliant enough to make Barry giggle in delight through most of his calls. "There's no plays I need to call for the Chicago Bulls," he said, after Rose converted an and-one opportunity to pull the Bulls within two points, 99-97, with just under two minutes to play. "It's Derrick Rose at the top, and everybody else &mdash; get out of the way." And then he giggled in delight.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5793059/jon-barry-cant-stop-giggling-at-derrick-rose" title="Click here to read more about Jon Barry Can't Stop Giggling At Derrick Rose">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/601 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/601 --> Last night, the Chicago Bulls defeated the Celtics by 16 points, 97-81. In doing so, they effectively clinched the top seed in the Eastern Conference for the first time since the 1997-98 season &mdash; Chicago <a href="http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bulls/2011/4/8/2098885/nba-playoffs-2011-picture-bulls-magic-number-clinch-first-seed-eastern-conference">would have to</a> lose the remainder of its games and the <s>Heat</s>Celtics would have to win the rest of its schedule for that not to be the case.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5790263/derrick-rose-floats-one-off-the-glass-and-the-bulls-take-the-east" title="Click here to read more about Derrick Rose Floats One Off The Glass, And The Bulls Take The East">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: xjogOdVabCs --><!-- /videoId: xjogOdVabCs --> Derrick Rose has officially gotten the "Lexy and Stephany" treatment, and so now is as good a time as any to acknowledge the man who will very likely be named the NBA's 2010-2011 MVP. If there's any sign that you've "made it," this isn't it, but it is a nice gesture nonetheless. We're harboring a theory that Stephany and Lexy (Lexy and Stephany?) are the two long-lost cousins of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0">Rebecca Black,</a> but that seems a little too obvious. We can say that the sisters are musical pioneers in their own right; they've carved out a niche style in this song that is something like female-barbershop-duo music. With braces. Our tipster tells us that they've sung the national anthem at a few White Sox games, and their YouTube portfolio includes some riveting pieces, including <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POJpPmyr78M">"Eye of the Tiger"</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POJpPmyr78M">"Dancing Queen."</a> And this, <a href="http://deadspin.com/#!rosebud">a tribute to Derrick Rose.</a> Crown the man already.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5789258/we-were-all-waiting-for-choir-girls-to-harmonize-about-derrick-roses-mvp-season-to-make-it-official" title="Click here to read more about We Were All Waiting For Choir Girls To Harmonize About Derrick Rose's MVP Season To Make It Official">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QmcFh-hOg8"><!-- videoId: 2QmcFh-hOg8 --><!-- /videoId: 2QmcFh-hOg8 --></a> Derrick Rose, the Chicago Bull who LeBron thinks should be league MVP, made a very nice defensive play last night to prevent the Raptors from pulling within two points in the third quarter. Seconds later, he assisted on a three-pointer. And just like that, the Bulls were up seven. And just like that, coach Tom Thibodeau topped Phil Jackson's first-year mark of 55 victories, while the Bulls moved three games ahead of the Heat for the conference top seed and within one game of the Spurs for the league's best record.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5788373/heres-video-of-derrick-rose-making-up-for-a-turnover-with-a-sky+high-blocked-shot" title="Click here to read more about Here's Video Of Derrick Rose Making Up For A Turnover With A Sky-High Blocked Shot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for March 31, the day <a href="http://wtrf.com/story.cfm?func=viewstory&storyid=96699">a Bellaire, Ohio chair mourns the obese man who sat upon it for the past two years, leaving more than skin behind</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5787422/todays-the-day-baseball-fans-everywhere-except-pittsburgh-dream-of-world-series-victory" title="Click here to read more about Today's The Day Baseball Fans Everywhere Except Pittsburgh Dream Of World Series Victory">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for March 26, <a href="http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2011/03/conroe_man_gets_99_years_for_1.php">when James Corley of Conroe, Texas mulls the misfortune of not stopping after his 15th DUI conviction</a>. Now, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2011/03/25/kprc.dnt.99yrs.dui.sentenced.kprc?hpt=T2">he'll have 99 years to practice counting to 1,030</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5785971/richmond-put-up-its-biggest-and-only-fight-before-their-game-against-kansas-even-started" title="Click here to read more about Richmond Fought The Good Fight Against Kansas Until The Game Started">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Your morning roundup for March <strike>22</strike> 23, the day <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/23/business/media/23beck.html">Glenn Beck contemplated launching his own channel</a>, and we all contemplated launching ourselves off bridges.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5784718/derrick-rose-made-this-young-hawks-fan-cry" title="Click here to read more about Derrick Rose Made This Young Hawks Fan Cry">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/541 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/541 --> The Bulls keep winning &mdash; they <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=310321004">beat Sacramento by 40 points last night in Chicago</a> &mdash; and have earned the franchise's first 50-win season since the 1998 title year. They've been so good not only because their point guard is Derrick Rose, a candidate for the league MVP, but also because their team chemistry is such that someone like Keith Bogans can lead the fast break while Rose swoops down the sideline and springs for an alley-oop like this one. The most impressive replay on this clip is the third shot we see &mdash; in full speed from above, Rose's ascent is so rapid that it's a wonder he doesn't careen directly into the backboard. But he controls himself and throws it down, because Derrick Rose "...is special."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5784389/alley+oop-to-derrick-rose-is-special" title="Click here to read more about Alley-Oop To Derrick Rose Is Special">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/522 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/522 --> Derrick Rose is so very fun to watch. Here's a give-and-go from Chicago's <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/basketball/bulls/ct-spt-0318-bulls-nets-chicago--20110317,0,6478634.story">84-73 win over New Jersey last night</a> in Newark. It's a great play to watch because it's perfectly fundamental &mdash; he plants right, cuts left, and lets out a playground "woop!" for the pass from Kurt Thomas. Rose had 21 points as the Bulls won <a href="http://espn.go.com/nba/team/schedule/_/name/chi/chicago-bulls">their eighth straight </a>and went ahead to lead the Eastern Conference.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5783295/derrick-rose-dunks-reminds-us-that-nba-does-not-suspend-play-for-march-madness" title="Click here to read more about Derrick Rose Dunks, Reminds Us That NBA Does Not Suspend Play For March Madness">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/456 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/456 --> The Bulls blew a 19-point lead and committed 17 turnovers in an <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=310302001">83-80 loss in Atlanta last night. </a>Derrick Rose didn't shoot particularly well &mdash; he was 5-for-21 from the field and had 12 points and 12 assists &mdash; but he did make up for it when he missed.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5775459/derrick-rose-will-miss-a-three+pointer-just-so-he-can-dunk-on-your-head" title="Click here to read more about Derrick Rose Will Miss A Three-Pointer Just So He Can Dunk On Your Head">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/441 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/441 --> This is one of Rose's nine assists in Chicago's <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=310228027">105-77 drubbing of the Wizards</a> last night. It's also, you'll notice, a one-year Calipari point guard schooling a younger one-year Calipari point guard, John Wall, in the NBA fast break. Rose finished with 21 and 9; Wall had 9 and 10.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5773368/heres-derrick-rose-going-between-the-legs-to-joakim-noah" title="Click here to read more about Here's Derrick Rose Going Between The Legs To Joakim Noah">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It's not quite at the level of Blake Griffin's various posterizations of the opposition, but the Bulls' Derrick Rose leaves the Kings' Tyreke Evans with no other excuse than "Um, uh, the floor was slippery" on this fourth-quarter drive.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5700502/heres-video-of-derrick-rose-making-tyreke-evans-play-the-role-of-revolving-door" title="Click here to read more about Here's Video Of Derrick Rose Making Tyreke Evans Play The Role Of &quot;Revolving Door&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: peMAk1NWZPc --><!-- /videoId: peMAk1NWZPc --> Last night's Bulls-Knicks game was a scoring bonanza. While the Knicks prevailed, Derrick Rose had the highlight of the game: this Dominique Wilkins-esque slam that a wiry, 6'3" point guard shouldn't be able to do.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5682552/derrick-rose-does-something-point-guards-shouldnt-be-able-to-do" title="Click here to read more about Derrick Rose Does Something Point Guards Shouldn't Be Able To Do">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 05 Nov 2010 11:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In sports, everyone is a winner&mdash;some people just win better than others. Like the dueling old point guards, who <em>finally</em> gave folks a reason to care about the Bulls. Just in time for them to get fired.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5516896/last-nights-winner-the-chicago-way" title="Click here to read more about Last Night's Winner: The Chicago Way">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Your new NCAA record-holder for most wins in a season: the four teams that used to hold it before Memphis won 38 in 2007-08. That's because <a href="http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2009/aug/19/source-memphis-tigers-will-forfeit-2008s-record-ba">Memphis has to vacate all of them</a>, plus their Final Four appearance.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5341383/paper-tigers-memphis-didnt-win-those-things-they-won" title="Click here to read more about Paper Tigers: Memphis Didn't Win Those Things They Won">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 20 Aug 2009 01:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				So <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DERRICK ROSE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DERRICK ROSE" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/derrick-rose/">Derrick Rose</a> once flashed <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GANG SIGNS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GANG SIGNS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/gang-signs/">gang signs</a> in a smoky room. With his apology, it's now, officially, a <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-12-rosejun12,0,5071388.story">"controversy,"</a> a term of art allowing media-types to avoid saying what the story's really about, which is essentially this: scary black people.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5288798/the-stupid-derrick-rose-controversy" title="Click here to read more about The Stupid Derrick Rose Controversy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Nobody seems to care all that much that Memphis basketball players <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=4222106">Derrick Rose</a> and <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=4233718">Robert Dozier</a> allegedly cheated on their SATs. But what might have happened if the news had come out a little sooner?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5279326/great-moments-in-counterfactual-history-derrick-roses-sat-scores" title="Click here to read more about Great Moments In Counterfactual History: Derrick Rose’s SAT Scores">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Memphis spoke up yesterday, saying <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/06/03/SP6K17VOT5.DTL">there's no proof</a> that they or their former players cheated and that kind of honesty should put everything to rest. Until <a href="http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/story/11813089">a report today</a> that says a different Memphis player had a shady SAT experience.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5277203/memphis-is-not-that-picky-about-sat-scores" title="Click here to read more about Memphis Is Not That Picky About SAT Scores">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				One day after being (sorta) implicated in an academic scandal at the University of Memphis, a new report claims that <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DERRICK ROSE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DERRICK ROSE" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/derrick-rose/">Derrick Rose</a> may have had his high school grades changed in order to fool colleges that he was applying to. Didn't this guy do any of his own homework?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5272242/derrick-rose-needed-a-lot-of-help-getting-into-college" title="Click here to read more about Derrick Rose Needed A Lot Of Help Getting Into College">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Hey, John Calapari! I know you were very eager to pack up your stuff and get down to your new, better gig at Kentucky, but I think that in your haste you may have left something behind in Memphis. An NCAA investigation into a fraudulent SAT test!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5271826/memphis-accused-of-major-recruiting-violation" title="Click here to read more about Memphis Accused Of "Major" Recruiting Violation">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Derrick Rose's NBA career is off to a phenomenal start. The number one overall pick is averaging 18 points and six assists so far in his rookie year, he's already become the leader of his Chicago Bulls squad, and his highlight reel moves are electrifying crowds across the land. It seems the only thing that can stop this wunderkind is the sinister <a href="http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/fullcourtpress/2008/12/rose-injured.html">threat of raw unsliced produce</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5104510/derrick-rose-injured-in-freak-apple-peeling-incident" title="Click here to read more about Derrick Rose Injured In Freak Apple Peeling Incident">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:30:46 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[That's A Working Microphone, Derrick Rose]]></title>
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"We don't look at Derrick as a freshman," said Memphis's Joey Dorsey of Derrick Rose, who scored 25 points in that win over UCLA. And for some reason, a reporter asking Dorsey what they think of Rose as a freshman playing well, prompted Rose &mdash; standing two seats over &mdash; to lay out a little hot-mic expletive.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/376570/thats-a-working-microphone-derrick-rose" title="Click here to read more about That's A Working Microphone, Derrick Rose">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[sussman]]></dc:creator>
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