What kind of dweeb finds himself in the presence of one of the most entertaining and personable players in the NBA, and then proceeds to waste everyone's time by bombarding that player with a series of idiotic questions and riddles? The kind of dweeb who works for TMZ.
Seriously, fuck this guy. But kudos to McGee for handling the situation as gracefully as possible. He puts up with the dipshit's badgering, pauses to pose for pictures with fans, and even tells a riddle of his own. How he managed to prevent himself from choking the guy after being called "Ja-vall-ay" for the second time, I'll never know.