No, Indians outfielder Carlos Moncrief is not about to go crashing through some poor sap's kitchen while chasing down a fly ball.

This photo was snapped a spring training game between the Reds and Indians at Goodyear Park, where an ad depicting a very nice suburban kitchen—the kind that's far too perfect to ever exist in real life—has been painted on the right field wall. It's kind of a shame that Moncrief didn't really have a chance to go hurtling into those cabinets. Nobody's kitchen should ever look that nice.

AP/Paul Sancya