ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "I would only watch golf if it was full contact." — exposrangers

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "That was insane, great hockey. Fleury was spectacular." — JCROSS1988

• That was insane, great frozen desert. The McDonald's Flurry was spectacular.-McD69 (UpstateUnderdog)

• That was insane, great basketball. Chief was spectacular.— RPMcMurf321 (Carmen McFanzone)

• This is insane. Hockey. Mentioned on ESPN. -whatisthis1988 (DumpDolan)