...and he's a drunken jerk. Is it wrong that I'm amused at the thought of children's traumatized bewilderment if they were to see this unfold?
For the unfamiliar, SantaCon is a holiday bar crawl in which bros dress up like Santa and get shitfaced. When SantaCon winds down and Santas have imbibed more than they can handle, a pedestrian can usually witness Santas puking, sleeping or—in this case—fighting. So get that warm, fuzzy holiday feeling as one Santa eats the top of a taxi trunk.
H/t to Chris