Yes, Virginia, There Is a Santa Claus

...and he's a drunken jerk. Is it wrong that I'm amused at the thought of children's traumatized bewilderment if they were to see this unfold?

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Drunken SantaCon Brawl Features Six Santas

For the unfamiliar, SantaCon is a holiday bar crawl in which bros dress up like Santa and get shitfaced. When SantaCon winds down and Santas have imbibed more than they can handle, a pedestrian can usually witness Santas puking, sleeping or—in this case—fighting. So get that warm, fuzzy holiday feeling as one Santa eats the top of a taxi trunk.

H/t to Chris

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