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			<title><![CDATA[A Man In Minnesota Could Face DWI Charges After Crashing A Zamboni Into The Boards]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: v/fbbb13ec --><!-- /videoId: v/fbbb13ec --> Brian Dornstreich, a youth hockey coach in Apple Valley, Minn., noticed something right away about the local rink attendant Monday night: <a href="http://www.startribune.com/local/south/138428394.html">His eyes were red, and his breath smelled like Red Bull</a>. "He looked like I do when I have my allergy attacks," Dornstreich told the <em>Minneapolis Star-Tribune</em>. At the time, Dornstreich thought nothing of it. Although just before the game for 11-to-13 year-old players was to begin, Dornstreich thought it was odd that the attendant kept making stripes on the ice with the Zamboni, though the man did go back and fix the problem, after which the game was played.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5881231/a-man-in-minnesota-could-face-dwi-charges-after-crashing-a-zamboni-into-the-boards" title="Click here to read more about A Man In Minnesota Could Face DWI Charges After Crashing A Zamboni Into The Boards">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Feb 2012 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[NBC Reporter Was Charged With DUI, Supposedly After A Party At The Home Of Jerry Sandusky's Lawyer]]></title>
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				 TMZ is reporting that Jay Gray, an NBC News correspondent, was arrested and charged with DUI near State College, Pa., last week. The website also says Gray was <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/20/jerry-sandusky-nbc-correspondent-arrested-dui/#.TvD1HyNSQVl">cited after leaving a party at the home of Sandusky's attorney, Lawyerin' Joe Amendola</a>. Gray and other reporters "vying for an exclusive interview with Sandusky" were also present, TMZ says. Gray is said to have gotten "really drunk" while watching the Giants-Cowboys game at Amendola's house on Sunday, Dec. 11, and he was stopped by the Pennsylvania State Police for an undisclosed traffic violation that became a DUI.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5869863/nbc-reporter-was-charged-with-dui-supposedly-after-a-party-at-the-home-of-jerry-sanduskys-lawyer" title="Click here to read more about NBC Reporter Was Charged With DUI, Supposedly After A Party At The Home Of Jerry Sandusky's Lawyer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Dec 2011 17:25:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Raheem Brock To Washington State Cops During DUI Stop: &quot;You Guys Don't Take Care Of Your Athletes Out Here?&quot; [UPDATED]]]></title>
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				 Maybe there was a reason Seahawks defensive end Raheem Brock felt he was within his rights pull a dine and dash on a $27 tab at a Philly restaurant, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5864505/seahawks-de-raheem-brock-convicted-for-skipping-out-on-a-27-tab-at-a-philly-restaurant">his conviction for which we told you about last week</a>. It seems Brock is used to getting preferential treatment from police in Philly and in other places. <em>Philadelphia</em> magazine inquired into Brock's DUI arrest in Seattle late last year, only to find the paperwork had gone missing. And after getting tangled in red tape, <a href="http://blogs.phillymag.com/the_philly_post/2011/12/06/raheem-brock-faces-dui-charge/">the magazine finally got its hands on the documents</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5865559/raheem-brock-to-washington-state-cops-during-dui-stop-you-guys-dont-take-care-of-your-athletes-out-here" title="Click here to read more about Raheem Brock To Washington State Cops During DUI Stop: &quot;You Guys Don't Take Care Of Your Athletes Out Here?&quot; [UPDATED]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: WmmFA2Zlhvc --><!-- /videoId: WmmFA2Zlhvc --> Gary Pinkel was arrested on November 16th for <a href="http://deadspin.com/5860570/missouri-football-coach-picked-up-for-dwi-does-exactly-what-once-made-him-kind-of-embarrassed">driving while intoxicated</a>. The Boone County Sheriff's department has since released video of his arrest.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5861101/well-there-are-other-letters-between-h-and-r-gary-pinkels-dwi-arrest-on-dashboard-camera" title="Click here to read more about Gary Pinkel's DWI Arrest On Dashboard Camera: &quot;Well, There Are Other Letters Between 'H' And 'R'&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/sports/college/mizzou/tiger-tracker/pinkel-embarrassed-by-team-s-off-field-problems/article_21838e9c-b44f-11df-8fd6-00127992bc8b.html">This is from the <em>St. Louis Post-Dispatch</em></a>:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5860570/missouri-football-coach-picked-up-for-dwi-does-exactly-what-once-made-him-kind-of-embarrassed" title="Click here to read more about Missouri Football Coach, Once &quot;Kind Of Embarrassed&quot; By Team's DWIs, Is Picked Up For DWI">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Two Sundays ago, Fox Sports Midwest's Dan McLaughlin <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/metro/article_801d5486-eae7-11e0-b2fa-0019bb30f31a.html">was arrested for driving drunk after he crashed into a stop sign</a> in Chesterfield, a suburb of St. Louis. He was suspended from work, even though FSM doesn't carry postseason games so his year was effectively over. That mugshot, on the left, is the face of a man who knows he needs to find a new job.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5848668/good-luck-charm-the-cardinals-play+by+play-broadcaster-might-have-wet-himself-during-his-dwi-arrest" title="Click here to read more about Good Luck Charm? Cardinals Play-By-Play Broadcaster Might Have Wet Himself During His DWI Arrest">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Don't worry, Mark, daddy's too worried about <a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2011/09/mike-ditka-walter-payton-jeff-pearlman/1">spitting on Pearlman</a>, or <a href="http://deadspin.com/5845459/mike-ditka-is-angry-about-the-walter-payton-book-he-hasnt-read">reading a book he commented on probably without reading</a>, to pay much attention to this little legal entanglement.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5845780/another-ditka-kid-got-charged-with-dui" title="Click here to read more about Another Ditka Kid Got Charged With DUI">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 "Brown said Unser was drag racing another car in his Suburban and was going around 101 mph before sheriff's deputies caught up to him. ... According to a sheriff's report, Unser smelled of alcohol and was slurring his speech. Sheriff's deputies said his blood-alcohol content was twice the legal limit of 0.08." [<a href="http://www.cbssports.com/nascar/story/15660440/indy-500-winner-al-unser-jr-arrested-for-dwi?ttag=gen10_on_all_fb_na_txt_0001">AP</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5845277/al-unser-jr-two+time-indy-500-champ-arrested-for-drag-racing-while-drunk" title="Click here to read more about Al Unser Jr., Two-Time Indy 500 Champ, Arrested For Drag Racing While Drunk">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 29 Sep 2011 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We thought we'd never again hear the name of Curt Leskanic, who had all the stuff of a journeyman pitcher despite spending seven years in Colorado. He racked up a DUI this weekend near his Orlando home, but even this might not have put him on our radar if not for the fact that <a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-former-baseball-player-dui-20110914,0,5838430.story">he was almost more alcohol than man.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5840274/curt-leskanic-had-a-ridiculously-high-breathalyzer-score-during-his-dui" title="Click here to read more about Curt Leskanic Had A Ridiculously High Breathalyzer Score During His DUI">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Sep 2011 14:05:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: zGtPYBMPHeQ --><!-- /videoId: zGtPYBMPHeQ --> "The officer pulls over Harris' rented Nissan at 4:30 in the morning. He immediately asks about weapons, and then smells pot. When he asks where the marijuana is, Harris replies, 'We smoked it all.'" [<a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/cliff-harris-oregon-ducks-2011-8">Business Insider</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5831854/an-oregon-football-player-had-an-awesome-excuse-for-why-cops-smelled-weed-in-his-car" title="Click here to read more about An Oregon Football Player Had An Awesome Excuse For Why Cops Smelled Weed In His Car">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:35:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 <a href="http://deadspin.com/5819590/concussed-cyclist-physically-finishes-tour-de-france-stage-but-doesnt-remember-doing-so">As mentioned earlier</a>, Pittsburgh Steelers WR/Dance Machine Hines Ward was arrested on DUI charges in Georgia overnight. This photo was released by the <a href="http://www.dekalbsheriff.org/">Dekalb County Sheriff's Office</a>. He was booked at 3:41 a.m. and released shortly thereafter on $1,000 bond.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5819647/heres-hines-wards-mug-shot" title="Click here to read more about Here's Hines Ward's Mug Shot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 09 Jul 2011 11:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				ESPN's Buster Olney recently said this about Derek Lowe, on <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio/show?showId=bsreport">Bill Simmons' podcast</a>: "It seems like he's made an evolution as a person, as he's gone along, as he's gotten older, he's made different choices." Uh?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5797053/derek-lowe-was-allegedly-drag+racing-drunk-last-night" title="Click here to read more about Derek Lowe Was Allegedly Drag-Racing Drunk Last Night">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/409 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/409 --> Golfer Dustin Johnson was pulled over and arrested for DUI almost two years ago. Only now the dashboard footage from the arresting officer emerges. Thrill to Dustin not listening to instructions! Marvel as he teeters over! Stand awed as he pleads down to a charge of reckless driving!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5767329/i-cant-walk-the-line-dustin-johnsons-hilariously-failed-sobriety-test" title="Click here to read more about I Can't Walk The Line: Dustin Johnson's Hilariously Failed Sobriety Test">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				So, not good news obviously for the Tigers, but more to the point, not good news for the man who spent last year's offseason in rehab. <a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/florida-marlins/fl-miguel-cabrera-dui-accused-20110217,0,7580256.story">Pushing a deputy, talking to imaginary friends, and drinking Scotch straight from the bottle while being arrested</a>? Yeah, it was an eventful night.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5763004/spring-training-kicks-off-with-first-miguel-cabrera-dui-of-the-year" title="Click here to read more about Spring Training Kicks Off With First Miguel Cabrera DUI Of The Year">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The best thing about George Maloof's DUI arrest is that his mug shot is perhaps the exact mug you might imagine when you imagine a man named George Maloof. Eyebrows included.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5661478/when-the-mug-shot-says-it-all-george-maloof-arrested-for-dui-in-his-driveway" title="Click here to read more about When The Mug Shot Says It All: George Maloof Arrested For DUI In His Driveway">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				As <a href="http://deadspin.com/5643779/wealthy-jets-receiver-braylon-edwards-gets-pinched-for-dwi-in-city-with-most-cabs-ever">pointed out this morning</a> (and <a href="http://twitter.com/SI_PeterKing/status/25123536985">ReTweeted by Peter King</a> &mdash; cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria), the most galling thing about Edwards driving drunk is the sheer number of alternatives. Here's another one: the Jets provide free cars and drivers.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5644293/the-jets-introduced-a-car-service-for-players-the-week-before-braylon-edwardss-dui" title="Click here to read more about The Jets Introduced A Car Service For Players The Week Before Braylon Edwards's DUI">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 21 Sep 2010 17:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5577593/the-georgia-university-ad-who-was-arrested-for-dui-has-a-mugshot-that-looks-like-this">Damon Evans's DUI arrest</a> just keeps giving and giving. The police report has tears, women's underwear, a power play, and more tears.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5578674/georgia-ad-had-red-panties-between-his-legs" title="Click here to read more about Georgia AD Had &quot;Red Panties Between His Legs&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 02 Jul 2010 17:30:46 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The person in this photo, who appears anesthetized or possibly catatonic, is Damon Evans, athletic director at the University of Georgia. <a href="http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpp/news/UGA-Athletic-Director-Arrested-for-DUI">He was pulled over for allegedly driving all boozy and woozy</a>.  And now a message from Evans before he was busted.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5577593/the-georgia-university-ad-who-was-arrested-for-dui-has-a-mugshot-that-looks-like-this" title="Click here to read more about The Georgia University AD Who Was Arrested For DUI Has A Mugshot That Looks Like This">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Raise your hand if you knew Irabu was living in Los Angeles, let alone still alive. Well, he's living it up, getting busted on suspicion of drunken driving last week. [<a href="http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-irabu-dui,0,4822080.story">KTLA</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5547456/hideki-irabu-resurfaces-with-a-dui" title="Click here to read more about Hideki Irabu Resurfaces With A DUI">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #rickadelman" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #rickadelman" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/rickadelman/">Rick Adelman</a>'s son David is on trial for DUI, but the proceedings have revealed that the incident was the result of a sting set up by the father of one of his players. Wasn't this an episode of <em>Hang Time</em>?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5412841/how-a-parent+coach-dispute-turned-into-dui-charge-for-rick-adelmans-son" title="Click here to read more about How A Parent-Coach Dispute Turned Into DUI Charge For Rick Adelman's Son">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:50:34 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Former Maverick draft pick and current Dallas assistant <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #popeyejones" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #popeyejones" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/popeyejones/">Popeye Jones</a> was popped himself this weekend&mdash;nailed with a DUI and the nailed in the face when he resisted arrest. Ahhh, that's justice ... Texas style!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5396264/popeye-jones-arrested-gets-free-makeover-from-police" title="Click here to read more about Popeye Jones Arrested, Gets Free Makeover From Police">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This is...impressive. Daughter of Rockets' head coach <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RICK ADELMAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RICK ADELMAN" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/rick-adelman/">Rick Adelman</a>, Kathryn Naro, a high school women's head basketball coach was pinched for her second DUI earlier this week, bringing the total number of Adelman children busted for DUIs to three.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5362826/the-bac-of-the-entire-adelman-family-is-about-74" title="Click here to read more about The BAC Of The Entire Adelman Family Is About 7.4">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ISIAH THOMAS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ISIAH THOMAS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/isiah-thomas/">Isiah Thomas</a> once described <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RENALDO BALKMAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RENALDO BALKMAN" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/renaldo-balkman/">Renaldo Balkman</a>&mdash;the Knicks' former first round bust&mdash;as a "Rodman/Artest type," and so far he hasn't lived up to the billing.  But his <a href="http://www.denverpost.com/sports/ci_13189813">recent DUI</a> may finally justify the comparison.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5344268/isiahs-sleeper-pick-finally-lives-up-the-to-hype-sort-of" title="Click here to read more about Isiah's Sleeper Pick Finally Lives up the to Hype. Sort Of.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:00:52 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				If nothing else, Vincent Jackson's timing is impeccable: The Chargers wide receiver was arrested for DUI early this morning. Norv is thrilled, I'm sure.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5124792/sadly-no-one-told-vincent-jackson-that-buzzed-driving-is-drunk-driving" title="Click here to read more about Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:00:48 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Antoine Walker had the good sense to keep his mouth shut while the policeman filled out the report. A fan of brilliant sunrises, he was pulled over at 5:39 a.m. [<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5g-7qJ5hZCAdlvCIOAb5nlhZ7vHawD95H5HVG1">AP</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5123842/employee-no-8-nabbed-for-early-morning--dui" title="Click here to read more about Employee No. 8 Nabbed For Early Morning  DUI">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:00:40 EST]]></pubDate>
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				You know the old saying: nothing good ever happens at 1 a.m. in Nebraska. Well, Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain found out the hard way last night, as his evening ended with <a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2008/10/18/chamberlain-arrested-in-nebraska/">him in handcuffs.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5065591/joba-chamberlains-offseason-didnt-start-off-on-a-high-note" title="Click here to read more about Joba Chamberlain's Offseason Didn't Start Off on a High Note">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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At least the Raiders didn't give Kelly a $50.5 million dollar contract with $18.6 million in guarantees last offseason. That would have been the largest contract in the history of the NFL for a defensive tackle. A defensive tackle who was coming off ACL surgery, only played in 7 games, recorded just 30 tackles and one sack. Wait, they did that? Oh...well this suspicion of a DUI <a href="http://cbs5.com/local/tommy.kelly.dui.2.819112.html">isn't going to help things one bit</a>. At least there are no issues in Oakland right now. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5051145/raiders-dt-tommy-kelly-celebrates-big-win-with-dui" title="Click here to read more about Raiders DT Tommy Kelly Celebrates Big Win With DUI">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Jevon Kearse was <a href="http://www.newschannel5.com/Global/story.asp?S=8537075">arrested and booked</a> early this morning in Nashville, Tennessee. It was the first such offense for the defensive end who returned to the Titans just a few months ago as a free agent.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5018652/jevon-kearse-did-a-bad-thing" title="Click here to read more about Jevon Kearse Did A Bad Thing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Come on, guys, how hard is it to call a goddamn cab? Warren Moon arrested on suspicion of DUI and driving with a suspended license in Washington State. [<a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/seahawks/2004098228_moon29.html">The Seattle Times</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/338910/" title="Click here to read more about 
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				Oh gee, what a glorious way to end the sports year! Ugh. Former Yankees catcher <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1228072leyritz1.html">Jim Leyritz was arrested Friday</a> on charges of driving under the influence and killing another driver. He posted the $11,000 bond and was released. (Note: $11,000 can pay for one hell of a cab ride, Jim.)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/338723/ex+yankee-jim-leyritz-drives-drunk-kills-woman" title="Click here to read more about Ex-Yankee Jim Leyritz Drives Drunk, Kills Woman">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Mike Tyson,  ex-pugilist extraordinairre, gnawer of earlobes, raper of women, can add a new dubious title to his evergrowing legend: possessor of cocaine. Yes, its seems early yesterday morning in Scottsdale, Arizona, America's favorite boxer who can no longer box was pulled over during a routine checkpoint after attempting to leave a club. Apparently, Tyson almost rammed a sheriff's vehicle in the process, and, according to officials, "showed signs of impairment", then was charged with driving under the influence and possession of the magic sniffy-sniff.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/225025/just-blow-into-this-tube-mr-tyson" title="Click here to read more about Just Blow Into This Tube, Mr. Tyson">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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