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			<title><![CDATA[YES Network Host Bob Lorenz Arrested On DUI Charges, Allegedly Found Slumped Over Steering Wheel At Stop Sign]]></title>
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				Bob Lorenz isn't currently a star on the Yankees' broadcast arm, the YES Network. (He does lots of solid studio work.) And judging from what police allege happened early this morning in Westport, Connecticut, Lorenz <A href="http://www.westport-news.com/local/article/Yankees-TV-host-Bob-Lorenz-charged-with-DUI-3159286.php">won't become a star at YES anytime soon</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5883584/yes-network-host-bob-lorenz-arrested-on-dui-charges-allegedly-found-slumped-over-steering-wheel-at-stop-sign" title="Click here to read more about YES Network Host Bob Lorenz Arrested On DUI Charges, Allegedly Found Slumped Over Steering Wheel At Stop Sign">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:58:30 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jack Dickey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[For A Grieving NHL, Dustin Byfuglien's Drunken Boating Arrest Should Be No Laughing Matter]]></title>
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				A physical hockey player gets caught, intoxicated and bloated, doing something illegal. More than that, his actions were dangerous and self-destructive and put those around him at risk. In the wake of the deaths of Derek Boogaard, Rick Rypien and Wade Belak, we expected an outcry: Get him the professional help he needs! The NHL is destroying its players! Instead we get: <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/search/byfuglien%20fat">fat jokes.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5836576/for-a-grieving-nhl-dustin-byfugliens-drunken-boating-arrest-should-be-no-laughing-matter" title="Click here to read more about For A Grieving NHL, Dustin Byfuglien's Drunken Boating Arrest Should Be No Laughing Matter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 01 Sep 2011 12:40:02 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Shin-Soo Choo And His Arresting Officer Combined For A Comedy Of Errors]]></title>
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				Indians outfielder Shin-Soo Choo was arrested early Monday morning on DUI charges, the second such Indian and <a href="http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/05/03/shin-soo-choo-was-arrested-for-dui-yesterday/">sixth MLB player</a> this year. People smarter and more serious than we, like ESPN's Keith Law, have noticed and called out the trend&mdash;<a href="https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/65506328319246336">Law tweeted</a>, "I'm so glad MLB is directing its time and money into developing a test for an ineffective PED rather than addressing its DUI epidemic."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5798321/shin+soo-choo-and-his-arresting-officer-combined-for-a-comedy-of-errors" title="Click here to read more about Shin-Soo Choo And His Arresting Officer Combined For A Comedy Of Errors">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				So I made an agreement with someone and then they failed to follow through on a promise and now we're left with this big mess here that is quite awkward and sad and, well, that's it. Anyway, here's this.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5506908/this-is-how-people-disappoint-you" title="Click here to read more about This Is How People Disappoint You">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 31 Mar 2010 23:05:35 EDT]]></pubDate>
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Here's a brilliant display of a group of collegiate athletes woeful abandonment of alcohol-imbibing responsibility, as three University of Nevada football players were pinched over the Memorial Day weekend for DUIs, including senior wide receiver, Mike McCoy, pictured holding the ball in a less inebriated state. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5012322/university-of-nevadas-football-players-lack-adequate-driver-designation-skills" title="Click here to read more about University Of Nevada's Football Players Lack Adequate Driver Designation Skills">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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