<![CDATA[Deadspin: Eastern Illinois Panthers]]> http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Eastern Illinois Panthers]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/eastern illinois panthers http://deadspin.com/tag/eastern illinois panthers <![CDATA[ Eastern Illinois has a very charming associate...]]> Eastern Illinois has a very charming associate athletic director. [Mattoon Journal-Gazette] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=289336&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Yes, EIU Wrestlers, We Understand Your Point]]> Last month, the Eastern Illinois University wrestling program was discontinued by the school, which cited low academic marks from the team. The grapplers immediately protested in the only way they know how. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=272700&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[You Say Seymour, We Say Pusey, Let's Call The Whole Thing Off]]> In July, we told you about Lucious Pusey, freshman linebacker for Eastern Illinois University. We also mentioned that he had petitioned to legally change his name to Lucious Seymour, an instinct we absolutely understand. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=219327&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Ladies And Gentlemen, Meet Lucious Pusey]]> The Realests are going bonkers this morning over their latest discovery, but we have to say that we do not find this funny at all. What is so hilarious, after all, about a college football player named Lucious Pusey? (Roman guard begins to giggle). Centurion, why do they titter so? Just because I say ... Lucious Pusey? (Guards break up in gales of laughter). OK, we're done referencing the film Life of Brian. From The Realests: More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=188653&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[The Long Road Of Sean Payton]]> If you missed it, the New Orleans Saints hired Cowboys assistant head coach Sean Payton to be its new head coach. We feel somewhat uniquely qualified to discuss this hire, because, by pure happenstance, we've been following Payton's football career since we were about 10 years old. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=149219&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[New Vikings Coach Sporting Rare Mustache/Baldness Combo]]> Today, the Minnesota Vikings will announce that Eagles offensive coordinator Brad Childress will be their new coach, or, if you can't resist making the same joke everybody else is making this morning, captain of their ship. Childress has been with the Eagles for seven years, and, having seen Requiem For A Dream, should be comfortable dealing with Fred Smoot. More »
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