Last we caught up with Jose Canseco, he sent his twin brother to a celebrity boxing match in his place. This time, well, he's just seeing what a cruel bitch mainstream media can be.

Read @JoseCanseco from earlier this evening, presented here in chronological order:

Can any top executive from true tv please contact me asap about a reality tv show .I have a great idea

Email me at Jc7264@yahoo.com

True tv contact me at jc7264@yahoo.com

We'd start to explain to Canseco that one generally doesn't pitch television shows by telling networks (with their names misspelled, to boot) to email you at your Yahoo account, but, you know, it doesn't seem like he'd care that much.