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			<title><![CDATA[ESPN Personalities Shill For Penny-Auction Site, Despite The Worldwide Leader's &quot;Endorsement Guidelines&quot; [UPDATE]]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1775 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1775 --> I don't know if penny-auction site SkoreIt.com is a scam, but googling "skoreit scam" returns about <a href="https://www.google.com/search?gcx=c&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=skoreit+scam">21,000 results</a>, most of them from sites like <a href="http://www.ripoffreport.com/organized-crime/espn-skoreit-com/espn-skoreit-com-espn-mike-21d87.htm">RipoffReport</a>, <a href="http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/skoreit-c395380.html">ComplaintsBoard</a>, <a href="http://www.scambook.com/browse/index/company/4078/SkoreIt">ScamBook</a>, and <a href="http://www.findthescam.net/ebay-scams/26224-skoreit-com-real-fake.html">FindTheScam</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5868734/espn-personalities-shill-for-penny+auction-site-despite-the-worldwide-leaders-endorsement-guidelines" title="Click here to read more about ESPN Personalities Shill For Penny-Auction Site, Despite The Worldwide Leader's &quot;Endorsement Guidelines&quot; [UPDATE]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Dec 2011 11:00:44 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ESPN Will Now Attempt To Be Kind Of Honest About Its Personalities' Endorsements]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/400 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/400 --> The ESPN transparency project, otherwise known as the giving of a different name to public relations, otherwise known as "Front Row," <a href="http://frontrow.espn.go.com/2011/04/endorsement-policy/">released the company's new endorsement policies last week</a> and came out with a list of <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=6357598">its commentators' "endorsement relationships"</a> this morning. We documented<a href="http://deadspin.com/#!5763505"> a fair number of these back in February</a> (see video above), after news broke that the <em>College GameDay</em> crew all had Nike contracts. But we had no idea the list was actually this expansive.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5793209/espn-will-now-attempt-to-be-kind-of-honest-about-its-personalities-endorsements" title="Click here to read more about ESPN Will Now Attempt To Be Kind Of Honest About Its Personalities' Endorsements">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 18 Apr 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Football Writers Of America Feverishly Honing Their Wittiest &quot;Troy vs. Clay&quot; Hair Puns]]></title>
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				 Clay Matthews signed a one-year endorsement deal today. It's with Unilever's Suave brand. Matthews' "marketing agent" Ryan Williams said it involves pre- and post-Super Bowl appearances. And a whole lot of groovy questions about Troy Polamalu's mane as well.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5744308/football-writers-of-america-currently-zeroing-in-on-witty-troy-vs-clay-hair-puns" title="Click here to read more about Football Writers Of America Feverishly Honing Their Wittiest &quot;Troy vs. Clay&quot; Hair Puns">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: rZW5s0NY8_U --><!-- /videoId: rZW5s0NY8_U --> <a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2010/12/would-you-buy-a-car-from-ex-dog-fighter-michael-vick-/1">He's not getting paid for this</a>, his first post-comeback endorsement. So shop at Woodbury Nissan with a clear conscience. Just try not to back over a dog in the driveway with your new car. That would just be awkward for everyone involved.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5713947/michael-vick-wants-to-sell-you-a-nissan" title="Click here to read more about Michael Vick Wants To Sell You A Nissan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 15 Dec 2010 18:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Remember how Phil Mickelson <a href="http://www.geoffshackelford.com/homepage/2010/5/8/i-dont-know-why-you-keep-asking-about-that.html">wouldn't stop prattling on </a>about Five Guys last week at The Players? "Best burger I've ever had," <a href="http://onpar.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/05/08/after-bogey-a-burger-hits-the-spot-for-mickelson/">he said</a>. Yeah, turns out Lefty owns rights to Five Guys franchises in Orange County. [<a href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/15837629/">Sports Biz</a>, via <a href="http://www.weiunderpar.com/post/592382259/the-disclosure-phil-mickelson-forgot-he-owns-five-guys">WUP</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5537098/five-guys-is-good-just-ask-phil-mickelson" title="Click here to read more about Five Guys Is Good, Just Ask Phil Mickelson">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 12 May 2010 10:15:25 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Judging by his Twitter account, Florida Atlantic's Mike Jarvis is now a celebrity spokesman for something called the EnergyCare Dream Pillow, which apparently worked so well for Jarvis that he slept through <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/clubhouse?teamId=2226">an entire basketball season</a>.  [<a href="http://twitter.com/coachmikejarvis/status/13807373025">@coachmikejarvis</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5536530/washed+up-coach-reduced-to-shamelessly-peddling-crap-on-twitter" title="Click here to read more about Washed-Up Coach Reduced To Shamelessly Peddling Crap On Twitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 May 2010 17:15:10 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Lawrence Taylor is accused of doing some Very Bad Things. That means he's not allowed to tell us how he lost 35 pounds (results not typical) on Nutrisystem. Now pinch hitting: Matt Stairs.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5533525/lts-weight-loss-spokesman-replacement-has-a-little-less-star-power" title="Click here to read more about LT's Weight Loss Spokesman Replacement Has A Little Less Star Power">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 07 May 2010 12:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Michael Phelps' Sacred Mission: To Sell Japanese Cars In China]]></title>
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				Michael Phelps Inc.™® is returning to Beijing, this time to provide every man, woman and child with a brand new car. Expect gas here to be $9 per gallon by next year.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5123614/michael-phelps-sacred-mission-to-sell-japanese-cars-in-china" title="Click here to read more about Michael Phelps' Sacred Mission: To Sell Japanese Cars In China">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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