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			<title><![CDATA[Digger Phelps Is Tired Of Kentucky Fans' Bullshit; Kentucky Fans Tell Him To Go To Hell]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: v/bbe15624 --><!-- /videoId: v/bbe15624 --> Kentucky basketball fans have invaded Nashville in an attempt to overwhelm Vanderbilt fans ahead of today's matchup between the Wildcats and Commodores, one which ESPN chose as its <em>College GameDay</em> site of the week. (They're not-so-cleverly calling it "<a href="http://kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=106806">Occupy Memorial</a>.")				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5884305/digger-phelps-is-tired-of-kentucky-fans-bullshit-kentucky-fans-tell-him-to-go-to-hell" title="Click here to read more about Digger Phelps Is Tired Of Kentucky Fans' Bullshit; Kentucky Fans Tell Him To Go To Hell">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:28:06 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Timothy Burke]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jay Bilas Is Lazy]]></title>
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				 Every week, ESPN basketball analyst Jay Bilas releases the "Bilas Index," his ranking of the top 68 teams in college roundball. He provides a short blurb with each team to justify their place in the index, for example:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5883882/jay-bilas-is-lazy" title="Click here to read more about Jay Bilas Is Lazy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Timothy Burke]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bill Simmons's Very First Visit To ESPN]]></title>
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				We've been dipping into <a href="http://deadspin.com/billsimmonsarchive">the Bill Simmons archive</a>, a salvaged cache of the Sports Guy's old columns from AOL Digital Cities, none of which survives online. Today's jaunt down memory lane is a field trip Simmons took to Bristol in 1997, under the auspices of his friend Gus Ramsey, a <i>SportsCenter</i> producer. It was an uneventful August day, with one minor news story and few highlights, and it's a fascinating look at how SportsCenter is assembled when nothing really happened in the sports world. And, as with a goodly number of Simmons's AOL columns, it takes the form of a running diary.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5883743/bill-simmonss-very-first-visit-to-espn" title="Click here to read more about Bill Simmons's Very First Visit To ESPN">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:05:14 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: v/c466c265 --><!-- /videoId: v/c466c265 -->  Once again, John Buccigross is in the middle of daytime <em>SportsCenter</em> antics, this time with Dwayne Johnson, who may or may not still be using "The Rock"  professionally. Johnson was on ESPN to promote some lame-ass Jurassic Park ripoff titled <em>Journey 2</em>, which sounds more like the name of Steve Perry's backup band than a legitimate film, but whatever. [ESPN]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5883742/this-is-live-isnt-it-asks-the-rock-just-after-dropping-a-bullshit-on-sportscenter" title="Click here to read more about &quot;This Is Live, Isn't It?&quot; Asks The Rock Just After Dropping A &quot;Bullshit&quot; On SportsCenter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:12:18 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Things ESPN's Complaints-Page Robots Expect You To Be Mad About (Besides Female Commentators)]]></title>
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				Jezebel <a href="http://jezebel.com/5883169/">alerted us</a> to this on Tuesday: ESPN's <a href="http://espn.go.com/espn/contact?lang=EN&country=united%20states">feedback page</a> allows you to pick from a menu of presumably common complaints, sorted by sport. For both men's and women's college basketball, for instance, your choices include "Schedule," "Bands/Halftime Performance," "Technical - Audio/Video," and&mdash;until Wednesday&mdash;<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/msois/status/166986643125977088">you could select the following</a>:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5883709/the-things-espns-complaints+page-robots-expect-you-to-be-mad-about-besides-female-commentators" title="Click here to read more about The Things ESPN's Complaints-Page Robots Expect You To Be Mad About (Besides Female Commentators)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:36:50 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tommy Craggs]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bristolmetrics: SportsCenter Mentioned Tim Tebow 18 Times Last Week, Somehow]]></title>
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				<em>This is a regular feature breaking down, minute-by-minute, the content that appears on ESPN's 11 p.m. edition of </em>SportsCenter<em> throughout the week. Graphic by Jim Cooke.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5882527/bristolmetrics-sportscenter-mentioned-tim-tebow-18-times-last-week-somehow" title="Click here to read more about Bristolmetrics: SportsCenter Mentioned Tim Tebow 18 Times Last Week, Somehow">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:27:58 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dan Patrick On Aaron Hernandez: &quot;Yet Another Talented Person Who Left Bristol, Connecticut&quot;]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:21:48 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Timothy Burke]]></dc:creator>
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				 A longtime Boston media beef came to another head last night, one which has WEEI broadcasting personality John Dennis blasting ESPN's <em>Scott Van Pelt Show</em> co-host Ryen Russillo as an alcoholic and alleging Russillo was forcibly ejected from ESPN's own Super Bowl party.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5882337/john-dennis-says-espns-ryen-russillo-is-a-stumbling-drunk-alcoholic" title="Click here to read more about John Dennis Says ESPN's Ryen Russillo Is A &quot;Stumbling Drunk Alcoholic&quot; [UPDATE]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: v/de13af20 --><!-- /videoId: v/de13af20 -->  I hate those faux walls they put up behind basketball announcers during booth shots. You know what I'm talking about, those screens they erect to make it look like the broadcasters are in a studio while simultaneously blocking the view of people up front who are trying to watch Quick Change or Frisbee Dog or the Zooperstars or whatever else entertainment is happening on the court during the break. They're deceptive and silly and overall an annoyance.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5882321/a-chuck-norris-doppelganger-was-doing-bizarre-things-on-espn-today" title="Click here to read more about A Chuck Norris Doppelgänger Was Doing Bizarre Things On ESPN Today">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: v/bb6d17ee --><!-- /videoId: v/bb6d17ee -->   Here's a ridiculous segment by the usually-reliable Michael Smith on ESPN's <em>Numbers Never Lie*</em> in which he recites a series of absurd statistics about the Super Bowl (without citing where they got the information, of course).				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5882158/espns-numbers-never-lie-expects-every-american-to-drink-12-beers-sunday" title="Click here to read more about ESPN's Numbers Never Lie* Expects Every American To Drink 12 Beers Sunday">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 It's one thing to have no chance. Quite another to not even have the chance to show the world you have no chance. ESPN has <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/matthewjcyrus/status/165194293512904705/photo/1">since made a correction</a>, but they probably had it right the first time. [<a href="http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/02/to-espn-the-pirates-and-astros-are-other/">HardballTalk</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5881822/espn-combines-pirates-and-astros-into-something-other-that-might-as-well-give-up" title="Click here to read more about ESPN Combines Pirates And Astros Into Something &quot;Other&quot; That Might As Well Give Up">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: v/b485d142 --><!-- /videoId: v/b485d142 --> We're not sure exactly what this is, but a spectator outside the set of <em>The Herd With Colin Cowherd</em> was engaged in some bizarre activity with a foam finger earlier today during Cowherd's conversation with Matt Forte. Is he playing guitar? Pretending it's a shotgun and he's on a rampage? Something more prurient (perhaps a commentary on Cowherd/Forte)? The world may never know. [ESPNNEWS]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5881732/a-kid-was-doing-something-weird-with-a-foam-finger-in-the-background-of-colin-cowherds-show" title="Click here to read more about A Kid Was Doing Something Weird With A Foam Finger In The Background Of Colin Cowherd's Show">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: v/f5461a85 --><!-- /videoId: v/f5461a85 -->  While I'm hesitant to praise <em>ESPN First Take</em> blowhard Stephen A. Smith for <em>anything</em>, an exception can be made for moments of distinguished valor&mdash;or at least doing something every single one of us has wanted to do on multiple occasions, like flipping Skip Bayless the bird. Last week <a href="http://deadspin.com/5878474/terrell-suggs-called-skip-bayless-a-douchebag">Terrell Suggs called Bayless a douchebag</a>, which means we're on a bit of a roll here. Maybe next week will bring the words to Skip Bayless on which we've been waiting far too long: "You're fired." [ESPN2]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5881625/stephen-a-smith-did-america-a-favor-and-flipped-skip-bayless-the-bird" title="Click here to read more about Stephen A. Smith Did America A Favor And Flipped Skip Bayless The Bird">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Weird Al Yankovic claims no responsibility for influencing college basketball outcomes, but assures us if he had any part he'd attribute the artists whose work he parodied in the attempt. Otherwise, people might get upset. [ESPNU]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5881144/espn-wonders-if-parody-is-attributing-to-college-basketball-upsets" title="Click here to read more about ESPN Wonders If &quot;Parody&quot; Is &quot;Attributing&quot; To College Basketball Upsets">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Here's The AOL Column That Got Bill Simmons Hired By ESPN, In Which He Calls The ESPYs A &quot;TV Holocaust&quot;]]></title>
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				ESPN's initial courtship of Bill Simmons has the air of an urban legend. Simmons wrote a column excoriating the bloated and self-congratulatory ESPY Awards, and that column was rapidly forwarded around Bristol, putting the Boston Sports Guy on ESPN's radar. Much like Aeschylus's lost plays, the ESPY diary was known only from a reference in another work. In one of his early Page 2 columns, Simmons wrote:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5880534/heres-the-aol-column-that-got-bill-simmons-hired-by-espn-in-which-he-calls-the-espys-a-tv-holocaust" title="Click here to read more about Here's The AOL Column That Got Bill Simmons Hired By ESPN, In Which He Calls The ESPYs A &quot;TV Holocaust&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				So says ESPN's player page about the retired Steelers, Patriots, and Chiefs linebacker, who looks an awful lot like Browns wide receiver Jordan Norwood, who is black and Filipino-American. At least Vrabel's lost some weight. [<a href="http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/stats/_/id/1257/mike-vrabel">ESPN Player Stats</a>, h/t Emil and Aaron]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5880519/espn-reports-that-mike-vrabel-is-now-black-and-filipino+american" title="Click here to read more about ESPN Reports That Mike Vrabel Is Now Black And Filipino-American">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>This is a regular feature breaking down, minute-by-minute, the content that appears on ESPN's 11 p.m. edition of </em>SportsCenter<em> throughout the week. Graphic by <a href="mailto:jimcooke@gawker.com">Jim Cooke</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5879899/bristolmetrics-joe-paterno-was-mentioned-116-times-on-sportscenter-last-week-jerry-sandusky-was-mentioned-8-times" title="Click here to read more about Bristolmetrics: Joe Paterno Was Mentioned 116 Times On SportsCenter Last Week; Jerry Sandusky Was Mentioned 8 Times">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Langely McNeal is a US skier competing in this year's  X-Games. Earlier today, she posted a <a href="https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=570768653362&id=48100845">status update</a> on her facebook page indicating that she had been disqualified from the Women's Skier X final as a result of the French team protesting a Sarah Burke band around her thigh and a hair tie around her boot.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5880352/us-skier-claims-she-was-disqualified-from-the-x+games-for-sarah-burke-tribute" title="Click here to read more about US Skier Claims She Was Disqualified From The X-Games For Sarah Burke Tribute [UPDATE]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 29 Jan 2012 21:01:26 EST]]></pubDate>
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				 As an Ohio alumnus, I'm overly sensitive to fans & the media confusing my alma mater with that school in Columbus&mdash;or <a href="http://annarbor.com/sports/um-football/ohio-brady-hoke-wont-say-ohio-state/">certain coaches who refer to the Buckeyes as "Ohio."</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5880175/espnu-inadvertently-trolls-michigan-fans-with-graphic-error" title="Click here to read more about ESPNU Inadvertently Trolls Michigan Fans With Graphic Error">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 "He is by far one of the most hated men in West Texas." Now <em>that's</em> a catchy <a href="http://deadspin.com/5877218/craig-jamess-senate-campaign-is-going-about-as-poorly-as-you-expected-it-to-go">campaign slogan</a>. [<a href="http://www.thepostgame.com/commentary/201201/craig-james-most-hated-man-west-texas">The Post Game</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5879935/the-prospects-for-craig-jamess-senate-campaign-are-getting-even-worse" title="Click here to read more about The Prospects For Craig James's Senate Campaign Are Getting Even Worse">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It's the rare SportsNation poll with a nearly perfect geographical split, somewhere around the Central and Mountain time zones. A question we had never pondered before&mdash;<a href="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/poll/conversation/_/id/132071">Which day would you prefer to watch the Super Bowl?</a>&mdash;tears a nation asunder.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5878961/science-proves-that-people-really-dont-like-going-to-work-the-morning-after-the-superbowl" title="Click here to read more about Science! Proves That People Really Don't Like Going To Work The Morning After The Super Bowl">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>This is a regular feature breaking down, minute-by-minute, the content that appears on ESPN's </em>SportsCenter<em> throughout the week. Graphic by <a href="mailto:jimcooke@gawker.com">Jim Cooke</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5878032/bristolmetrics-a-weekly-statistical-breakdown-of-sportscenter" title="Click here to read more about Bristolmetrics: From Jan. 7-18, SportsCenter Devoted 13.5 Minutes to Hockey Total, And Other Fun Facts">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:15:13 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/2058 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/2058 --> In what might be the first honest and accurate analysis ever presented on <em>ESPN First Take</em>, Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs called out Skip Bayless this morning, telling him to "be an analyst, not a douchebag." Suggs plans to next order Bayless to squeeze blood from a rock.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5878474/terrell-suggs-called-skip-bayless-a-douchebag" title="Click here to read more about Terrell Suggs Called Skip Bayless A &quot;Douchebag&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Jan 2012 13:05:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				It's a curious quirk of the internet that almost nothing survives of Bill Simmons's pre-ESPN work. After seeing <a href="http://deadspin.com/5877536/the-sports-guy-before-espn-a-2000-bill-simmons-column-is-unearthed">last week's newly unearthed column from Simmons's AOL Digital City days</a>, a reader sent along another Boston Sports Guy entry rescued from the dustbin of history. If you've got any old Simmons columns lying around, <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">please send them to us.</a> <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5878436/tennis-players-bill-simmons-would-do-another-classic-from-the-secret-sports-guy-vault" title="Click here to read more about Tennis Players Bill Simmons Would Do: Another Classic From The Secret Sports Guy Vault">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Jan 2012 11:15:59 EST]]></pubDate>
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				 This is a screen grab from the ESPN front page taken earlier this morning. Go ahead and file it in the Really, <em>Really</em> Poor Timing folder.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5878227/mishaps-in-online-advertising-the-joe-paterno-edition" title="Click here to read more about Mishaps In Online Advertising: The Joe Paterno Edition">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 22 Jan 2012 13:19:08 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Has Rece Davis Driven Digger Phelps To The Depths Of Depression?]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/2039 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/2039 -->   Maybe Digger Phelps spends the time before ESPN goes to air with its basketball version of <em>College GameDay</em> in quiet meditation. And maybe he uses an orange highlighter as his focus object, I don't know. But just as Notre Dame was polishing off an upset of undefeated and top-ranked Syracuse, the former Fighting Irish coach seemed awfully melancholy in the shadow of all the attention Rece Davis was getting. [ESPN]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5878185/has-rece-davis-driven-digger-phelps-to-the-depths-of-depression" title="Click here to read more about Has Rece Davis Driven Digger Phelps To The Depths Of Depression?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 21 Jan 2012 21:44:36 EST]]></pubDate>
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				 The Knicks and the Heat are not playing this weekend. They play next Friday&mdash;on ESPN. That did not stop <i>Sportsnation</i> from asking if it was the best non-NFL game. Nor did it stop the fine citizens of New York and Florida from responding that yes, of course, it is clearly the best game this weekend. Missouri-Baylor be damned.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5878164/espn-asks-new-york-and-florida-answer-non+existent-knicks+heat-game-is-best-non+nfl-game-of-the-weekend" title="Click here to read more about ESPN Asks, New York And Florida Answer: Nonexistent Knicks-Heat Game Is Best Non-NFL Game Of The Weekend">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It's a curious quirk of the internet that almost nothing survives of Bill Simmons's pre-ESPN work. The formative years of one of the country's most successful sports writers are lost forever, all because AOL Digital City preserved nothing. But even then the "Boston Sports Guy" had fans devoted enough to save some material for future generations. At SonsOfTheSportsGuy.com, a message board devoted to all things Simmons, one reader dug up an old 3.5" floppy disk with a column from September of 2000. <a href="http://www.sotsg.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4613">He posted it</a>, and we're reprinting it here.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5877536/the-sports-guy-before-espn-a-2000-bill-simmons-column-is-unearthed" title="Click here to read more about The Sports Guy Before ESPN: A 2000 Bill Simmons Column Is Unearthed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/2029 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/2029 -->  Cuba Gooding Jr. appeared on <em>SportsCenter</em> today to promote his new film <em>Red Tails</em> (which, as far as we can tell, is fully unrelated to sports) and performed some awkward impersonations, including one of Allen Iverson which ended in an aborted-too-late "rock out with your cock out!" We're pretty sure that's an impossibility for Linda Cohn, though <a href="http://deadspin.com/5048708/a-night-out-with-linda-cohn">only our former editor would know for sure</a>. [ESPN]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5877571/cuba-gooding-jr-invites-linda-cohn-to-rock-out-with-her-cock-out" title="Click here to read more about Cuba Gooding Jr. Invites Linda Cohn To Rock Out With Her Cock Out">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				ESPN's <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5870241/presented-without-comment-every-single-company-supporting-sopa-the-awful-internet-censorship-law">just one of the prominently featured supporters</a> of <a href="http://kotaku.com/5868545/the-stop-online-piracy-act-and-you-a-primer?tag=sopa">SOPA</a>, the law that has your favorite non-Deadspin sites <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5877153/why-were-not-protesting-sopa-today?tag=sopa">going black</a> today.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5877322/disneys-espns-bill-simmons-has-committed-98-potential-sopa-violations-so-far" title="Click here to read more about Disney's ESPN's Bill Simmons Has Committed 98 Potential SOPA Violations On Grantland So Far">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 The <em>Houston Chronicle</em> has the former ESPN analyst polling <a href="http://www.awfulannouncing.com/2012-articles/january/the-craig-james-senate-run-isnt-going-too-well.html">lower than Michele Bachmann in Iowa</a> in his run for a Texas U.S. Senate seat. When James <a href="http://espn.go.com/dallas/ncf/story/_/id/7369298/former-espn-football-analyst-craig-james-runs-senate">made his intention to run known last month</a>, his "name recognition" figured to be among his assets. So how's that working out?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5877218/craig-jamess-senate-campaign-is-going-about-as-poorly-as-you-expected-it-to-go" title="Click here to read more about Craig James's Senate Campaign Is Going About As Poorly As You Expected It To Go">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1986 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1986 -->  ESPN basketball analyst Stephen Bardo tried to link the story of Missouri basketball star Kim English&mdash;<a href="http://www.columbiatribune.com/news/2011/jan/25/spoken-like-a-true-king/">who battled a speech impediment</a>&mdash;to last year's Academy Award-winning film <em>The King's Speech</em>, but got a few details wrong. Like, for example, that a king was involved.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5876157/stephen-bardo-saw-the-kings-speech-but-clearly-didnt-pay-much-attention-to-it" title="Click here to read more about Stephen Bardo Saw The King's Speech But Clearly Didn't Pay Much Attention To It">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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