You're Curt Schilling. 23 years of your life was spent devoted to baseball, priding yourself on playing it the RIGHT way...only to have ESPN put a picture of Jose Canseco next to your farewell quote.
I wonder if he bloodied his ankle again after he kicked in the television?
Schilling Announces Retirement [Boston.com]









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