Happy Father's Day: Here's A Steelers Apron With An Attached Fake Penis

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By Barry Petchesky Jun 17, 2011 2:30 PM

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Happy Father’s Day: Here’s A Steelers Apron With An Attached Fake Penis

Happy Father's Day: Here's A Steelers Apron With An Attached Fake Penis Could it be made with the patterned logo of a team other than the Steelers? I suppose so, but, you know, no one other than Pittsburgh fans have asked about it.

Uncensored photo available at creative hellhole Etsy, along with affordable $26.99 price tag.

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