<![CDATA[Deadspin: Evan Longoria]]> http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Evan Longoria]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/evan longoria http://deadspin.com/tag/evan longoria <![CDATA[Evan Longoria Didn't Really Make This Life-Saving Catch]]> If you're willing to believe this video is real, "Gillette Young Gun" Evan Longoria of the Tampa Bay Rays saved a lady reporter from getting her brains knocked out of her right ear, with four perfectly framed "Gillette" signs in the background. But you don't believe this video is real, do you? Good. Because there's no way it is. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5801964&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Someone Stole Evan Longoria's AK-47]]> On Saturday, someone broke into the house that Longoria, David Price and Reid Brignac were renting for Spring Training. (Yes, it's precious that they're living together.) While they were at a game, someone entered through an unlocked window and removed $56,000 worth of " jewelry, cash, computer equipment, electronics, and a weapon." But not just any weapon, no no. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5786497&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[And Now A Photo Of Evan Longoria's Penis. Allegedly.]]> Those Beantown rapscallions at Barstool Sports have posted a photo of what one woman claims is the Rays' third baseman's prodigious bologna hammer. If you choose to click, remember that the safety of your workplace may be in peril. PENISPHOTO. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5547487&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Baseball Season Won't Die]]> While the season is over for Schlongoria and company, there's still a bit of business left to settle in the AL Central before the playoffs start. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5374028&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Berman Playfully Miffed Over Being Snubbed By TMZ Camera Assassins]]> Or is he? The "You spend 30 years in the business..." line seemed a little genuine. I wonder if Evan Longoria even knew who he was? [TMZ] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5316363&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[How Does One Get An Infected Finger?]]> That's what happened to Evan Longoria. So All-Star game: Longoria out, Figgins in. Not a euphemism. [ESPN] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5314561&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Evan Longoria's Not Making a Lot of Amigos at ESPNDeportes]]> Nice catch by Shysterball, about a minor controversy from Evan Longoria's Eva Longoria-filled interview with Big League Stew's Dave Brown earlier this month. It stemmed from this question, where Brown pithily asked who on the team should not sport a Rayhawk: More »
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