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Secret Service Can’t Protect George W. Bush From Foul Ball

They'll take a bullet for the former president, but they can't save him from a lazy foul pop into the box seats in Arlington. Neither could A.J. Pierzynski:

"I just told him just because he was the President doesn't mean I won't jump on top of him," Pierzynski said. "Him and his wife got a good chuckle out of that one."

Former President Clinton could not be reached for comment, as he was watching the Phillies ball girl tryouts.

(MLB video via MLBAM, because if this isn't fair use-able, we don't know what is.)

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