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Madden Makers Come Back To Make A New Game

Owen Good — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 17:00:00 EDT

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As a 10-year veteran of the Madden NFL series, Ian Cummings has plenty of experience building video games with bears in them. More »

We're Not Saying You Should Vote Nickelback For Ottawa's Goal Song; We're Just Saying You Can

Barry Petchesky — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 17:30:00 EDT

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The Senators are letting fans vote for their goal song on the team Facebook page. Nickelback currently sits in third. A feisty third. Voting is open to all. More »

With Zero Redeeming News Value, Here Are Some Glamour Shots Of Logan Morrison (And Ladyfriend)

Barry Petchesky — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 12:55:00 EDT

There is a lesson in here somewhere, if you look hard enough. More »

Jay Cutler Re-Lists Himself As Single On Facebook (UPDATE: Fraudulence!)

Barry Petchesky — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 15:55:00 EDT

(Ed note: NBC now retracts their earlier report, confirming that the Cutler Facebook page was a fake. I'll leave this post up so you can point and laugh at me.) More »

After Jimmer Love-In, It's Almost Like BYU Is Some Sort Of Cult

Barry Petchesky — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 13:25:38 EST

One poor lady dared to speak ill of Fredette on her Facebook page. What happened next is a lesson in the power of Jimmer. More »

Now You Can Be A Stalkery Fan Of Any Deadspin Writer You Desire

A.J. Daulerio — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 18:15:00 EST

So in addition to the site's own Facebook page, where horny, TOTALLYREAL ladies named Alexia randomly hook-up with eager commenters, you now can personalize your Deadspin allegiance based on each writer. More »

The Frantic Search For The Cowboys Lap Dance Girl

Barry Petchesky — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 15:00:00 EDT

The titillating yet kind of gross video caused a bit of a stir yesterday, so it was natural that the young lady's identity would become a topic of discussion. Our first clue: the oft-lifted shirt. More »

Let's See What Happens When A Baltimore Oriole Meets A Flight Attendant

Brian Hickey — Sat, 25 Sep 2010 18:00:00 EDT

And now, a feel-good post to close the day. More »

Please Join The Deadspin Facebook Page For All Your Hot Mexican Lady Reporter Updates

A.J. Daulerio — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 18:20:00 EDT

Ines Sainz, you've made us so icky. But there are other things to read about on the site besides Mexican ladies with giant gumpers. If you joined the Deadspin Facebook page, you would know that already. More »

Join The Deadspin Facebook Page And You Could Possibly Fingersmash Someone At Our Next Party

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 15:45:00 EDT

Oh boy. Since close to 15,000 people are now part of the robust Deadspin Facebook group, it's becoming almost impossible for people not to get laid. YOU SHOULD BE NEXT. More »

If You Want To Break Up With Your Girlfriend, Don't Tell Her You Died Of Cancer, And Then Get Photographed At The Louisville Game With A "Big White Girl"

Barry Petchesky — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 18:30:00 EDT

Oh lord. Kids today, with their Facebooks, and MyBooks, and cancer scams, and roomy white chicks. More »

Join The Deadspin Facebook Page And Possibly Get Your Becky On

A.J. Daulerio — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 16:15:00 EDT

Hello again! I know I keep bugging you to join the Deadspin Facebook page, but, dammit, it's just so full of gorgeous ladies like Alexia Fortunato who are happy to engage in sexual acts with numerous readers she finds semi-attractive. More »

Say Hello To Grandma Babs, Deadspin

Babs Claire — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:30:31 EDT

Facebook contest winner Babs Claire has returned from her very special afternoon with Daulerio at Yankee Stadium. Her account, after the jump. More »

And The Lucky Individual Who Gets To Spend The Afternoon At Tomorrow's Yankees Game Is...

A.J. Daulerio — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:10:00 EDT

Barbara Claire, from Waterford, Connecticut...come the fuck on down! Barbara's winning comment below. More »

Join Deadspin On Facebook And Go To This Thursday's Yankee Game With Me

A.J. Daulerio — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 16:30:00 EDT

No, not Keith Olbermann, silly. Me. A.J. Daulerio. Yes, one super-lucky reader who makes an extra special comment on Facebook will get to ditch work and spend a day at Yankee Stadium watching America's most reviled franchise. More »

One Female Deadspin Reader Is Still Willing To Have Sex With You If You Join The Facebook Group

A.J. Daulerio — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 17:20:00 EDT

One of our lone, lovely female fans is making the most of all the new imaginary friends she's acquired since joining the Deadspin Facebook page. But she needs more options. Help her build a life. More »

Foul Ball Couple Update: Bo "The Bailer" Threatens To Leak Intimate Photos Of Ex He Failed To Protect

Barry Petchesky — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 15:00:00 EDT

All is not well with our favorite foul ball dodging star-cross'd lovers, Bo and Sara. We've got allegations of infidelity, and the threat of dropping nude photos. Join us, on As The Bo Turns. More »

Brett Favre's Mom Likes The Story About His Sexting Habits

A.J. Daulerio — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 18:15:00 EDT

Here's an odd report from a reader who follows Bonita Favre's Facebook page. Apparently she's not too savvy when it comes to social media tools, or she just gets a kick out of her son's supposed Croc-out-with-his-cock-out habit. More »

Is Bryce Harper's Facebook Page Real?

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 13:15:00 EDT

The Washington Post asks the same question, but Harper's page appears to be so good it has to be a parody. Whoever it is, they sure love putting exclamation points and various : ) emoticons in their updates. Maybe he's a 13-year-old girl? More »

How Would You Like This Oily, Tan Woman In A Bikini To Flirt With You On Facebook?

A.J. Daulerio — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 15:30:00 EDT

Then you should join the Deadspin Facebook group because it gives you the opportunity to converse with like-minded sports culture enthusiasts and you might just meet a fun person to have virtual sexting with. For real. Look. More »

Florida Manages To Commit Recruiting Violations On Facebook

David Matthews — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 16:45:35 EDT

Today in "Snitches Get Stitches" news, a rival school—not necessarily an SEC rival—has tattled on two Florida coaches for improperly communicating with recruits over Facebook on separate occasions. The improper method: public wall postings. Wait, what? More »

ESPN And FarmVille Joining Forces To Annoy The Absolute Piss Out Of Everyone Everywhere

Tommy Craggs — Tue, 18 May 2010 10:35:09 EDT

Oh, look. Sports Business Journal's Eric Fisher found a Horrifyingly Large Turd on his farm to share with his friends! "One of new ESPN social media games will be ESPNUville, their take on ultrapopular FarmVille....." [@EricFisherSBJ] More »

Sign Up For The Deadspin Facebook Group Now And Receive Another Celebrity Phone Number

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 07 May 2010 16:20:55 EDT

Who will it be this week? An ex-athlete? A porn star? A former comedian now better known for doing voiceovers in cartoons? A former bass player for Quiet Riot? Sign up for the Deadspin Facebook group and find out! More »

Byzantine Facebook Recruiting Rules Trip Up UVa

Barry Petchesky — Sun, 02 May 2010 16:50:00 EDT

Virginia Coach Mike London is in trouble not because he sent recruit Curtis Grant a Facebook message, but because he didn't do it secretly. Oh, and the actual message is pretty weird, in a NAMBLA kind of way. More »

Come Along For The Tweet Parade Then Stay Facebook Friends Forever

A.J. Daulerio — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 16:35:59 EDT

We understand that there are plenty of other places many of you enjoy wasting your time on besides here. So we've finally upgraded our once decrepit social media platforms and made them all shiny and new. More »

Oregon Pretty Much Imploding Before Our Very Eyes (UPDATE)

Barry Petchesky — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 15:45:00 EST

Oregon football is turning into an outlaw program right in front of us. But one Ducks senior has had just about enough of you people making a big deal of it. You "white people," he means. More »

The Saddest Rachel Uchitel Interview In History

A.J. Daulerio — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:15:58 EST

Rachel Uchitel, known internationally as "Tiger Woods Mistress #1," is gearing up for a new career as a correspondent for Extra. She gave a bland interview to Mario Lopez, yet spurned my own half-assed attempt at snagging one. On Facebook. More »

Jamal Anderson Does Not Really Want To Be A Porn Star Named Axel Steelcock

Barry Petchesky — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:00:00 EDT

Jamal Anderson doesn't need this agita. A cocaine possession charge in February, and now somebody's hacking into the former Falcon's Facebook account? Well, at least that's what he'd like you to believe. More »

I'd Rather Tweet With The Saints

Ben Cohen — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:25:00 EDT

It was only a matter of time before a minor league baseball team whipped up a social networking promotion, and when charged with creating a snappy name for the event, why not go with Twitter-My-Face? More »

Oddly Enough, Married Athletes Are Still Foolin' Around

Matt Sussman — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:15:00 EDT

And here I thought Steve McNair's death would eradicate unfaithfulness among sports figures, the same way Charles Barkley's DUI was the last one of those to ever happen. More »

Fake John Calipari Is Terrorizing Facebook...And Other Things Of Note

A.J. Daulerio — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:43:05 EDT

Yes, fake Facebooks/Twitterers are everywhere and the joke is extremely stale, but that won't prevent hundreds of Wildcat rubes from believing a John Calipari impostor is the actual John Calipari engaging them in jovial and revealing conversation. Oh Kentucky. More »

Simona Halep's Spanish Fans Form Facebook Group To Save Her "Pupus"

A.J. Daulerio — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:00:04 EDT

I have no idea what "pupus" are, but something tells me it has nothing to do with her ground stroke. [Facebook via Salir a Ganar/PHOTO: Tennisrulz/StephaneMartinache] More »

Owen Daniels Uses Facebook To Negotiate New Contract With Texans

A.J. Daulerio — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:45:42 EDT

Owen Daniels, Houston Texans tight end and perennial fantasy sleeper, has taken his dissatisfaction with his current contract public to both friends and strangers across America on his Facebook page. More »

Careful, Jazz Players. Jerry Sloan Is Monitoring Your Facebook Status Updates.

Tommy Craggs — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:45:32 EDT

Grumpy old man Jerry Sloan and the Jazz brass are reportedly unhappy with little-used backup Kyrylo Fesenko, which isn't terribly surprising given that Jerry Sloan hasn't been happy since the Eisenhower Administration. What's surprising is the reason: Facebook status updates. More »

A Facebook Dispute, Argued With Ink

Ben Cohen — Sat, 30 May 2009 17:00:00 EDT

"Falcons OL Quinn Ojinnaka is free on bond after being accused of fighting with his wife over Facebook activity. Police said Ojinnaka's wife confronted him about contact with a female friend on Facebook.... Ojinnaka told police his wife began the fight by attempting to stab him with a pen." [ESPN] More »

The Caliparis Continue To Use Social Networking Tools To Bash Pat Forde

Ben Cohen — Fri, 29 May 2009 14:20:00 EDT

Her father's former program is under NCAA investigation, but Erin Calipari knows who to blame and how to do it: call out ESPN's Pat Forde on Facebook. More »

Fake Ben Roethlisberger Has Internet Cancer

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 21 May 2009 15:00:56 EDT

Terrible news, everybody. The cyber weirdo who is trolling the internet pretending to be Ben Roethlisberger has imaginary cancer. There's a PayPal link below where you can help send him an virtual bouquet of AOL sign-up CDs. More »

Denny Neagle Wants To Poke Your Girlfriend

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:00:22 EDT

Be careful when adding former major league pitchers as Facebook friends—or don't complain to us when your girlfriend goes from "In a relationship" to "Catching high heat." [Diamond Hoggers] More »

NFL Prospects: If You Don't Want To Damage Your Draft Position, Keep Your Dirty Details Off The Internet

A.J. Daulerio — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 13:45:23 EDT

Here's a fascinating story from Yahoo!'s Charles Robinson about how some NFL teams create phony social networking accounts to do some clandestine character background checks of potential draft picks. This is what we hath wrought. More »

The Glory That Was Operation Scheyerface

Rick Chandler — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 11:00:03 EST

Yes, Duke beat Maryland in a key ACC men's basketball matchup on Wednesday, but sometimes the most important victories are not won on the court, but in the stands. Behold: Operation Scheyerface, v2.0. More »