So this is one of those Twitter things, without much backstory. (We saw it here first.) But the team in question is the Rayne (Louisiana) High Lady Wolves, the coach is Deserea Dunn, and the paper is, we think, the Rayne Independent. The Lady Wolves crashed out of the district playoffs last month, so coach has had three weeks to get those stats in.

Again, this is dummy text, put there to fill space until the real stuff could come in. (Note the sentence fragment and missing word). But someone plumb forgot to come along and take it out. We love it.