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			<title><![CDATA[Anyone Want A Life-Size Wall Decal Of Dan Gilbert's Bowtied Son?]]></title>
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				Nick Gilbert, the breathing, five-foot talisman that charmed <A href="http://deadspin.com/5804084/a-rigorous-taxonomy-and-analysis-of-lucky-charms-from-the-2011-nba-draft-lottery">Cleveland to Kyrie Iring</a> in May, wowed us with his snazzy enthusiasm at the lottery.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5821714/anyone-want-a-life+size-wall-decal-of-dan-gilberts-bowtied-son" title="Click here to read more about Anyone Want A Life-Size Wall Decal Of Dan Gilbert's Bowtied Son?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 15 Jul 2011 15:35:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Study: NHL Players with Bigger Heads Spend More Time in the Penalty Box]]></title>
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Honestly, this is a study. Thanks to the the fine people at Brock University in St. Catherine's, Ontario we know that NHL players with fat heads spend more time in the penalty box. How? Evidently head width runs the gamut from the skinny (1.6) to the unusually wide (2.3). By studying the profile pictures of NHL players, the study was able to predict which <a href="http://www.canada.com/reginaleaderpost/news/story.html?id=3577f3cb-17c8-443b-b5b8-0ea824ba36e9">players had the most penalty minutes based on their head size</a>. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5040106/study-nhl-players-with-bigger-heads-spend-more-time-in-the-penalty-box" title="Click here to read more about Study: NHL Players with Bigger Heads Spend More Time in the Penalty Box">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:00:37 EDT]]></pubDate>
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