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Our hero completed all four of his very short passes last night. (Plus 1 yard rushing! Dynamic!) And his fans would really have loved to show their full support last night, but you know ... the damn Post Office. Maybe some kind of snafu back at the factory. It didn't help that he signed late, either. But customer service swears we'll have the new shirts in hand before the home opener.

Unless that tropical storm hits landfall....

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It's Friday. We did it, everyone.