Didn't Alex Smith attend college in Utah, where drunkenly attempting to eat girls' faces is prohibited? (unless they're one of your wives, that is). Hey, who cares! We're in Mexico! Finally, my frequent visits to 49ersnews pay off.

Here's a thought: What if Matt Leinart and Alex Smith played on the same team? They could carpool, and their drunken party photos could all be released at the same time. Also this photo is funny because I have that same exact hat.

Smith Tries To One-Up Leinart [49ersnews]